splarf

After taking a crap, barfing into the toilet with the crap still sitting in it.

Jimbo killed a 30 pack on his way to Cape May and was so drunk that splarfed in Ms. Prino's bathroom.

by Sean May 13, 2005

splerm

white fun toy for kids by nickelodeon

ahh, does this milk have splerm in it.

Hey mom, can I play with dads splerm?

by riann roberts January 11, 2008

Sparm

Very Attractive Female - Stands out in a crowd

Did you see that Sparm? ; Sparms on your right ; We went to a club and saw so many Sparms. Was that a Sparm that came past just now? ; She was totally Sparmy ; She is such a Sparm

by InstruoProBellum June 13, 2009

splasm

semen or the act of ejaculating

1. when my girlfriend finished sucking me off, she had splasm all over her face
2. After fucking this girl for over an hour, I was ready to splasm into her cunt

by Dave October 21, 2004

Spearmon

To think you have succeeded, but in reality have failed.
This word originates from Wallace Spearmon who believed he won the bronze medal for the 100m but was actually disqualified.

Man, I thought I aced that exam. Turns out I failed. I just got Spearmoned!

by Datenshi January 21, 2009

sparmelade

Sugar-coated spam. An enticing email that is difficult to refuse to open because it seems so sweet and innocent. Syrupy and sappy spam that is enticing.

I received this forwarded email, and it seemed so nice at first, but after opening it, it was nothing but sparmelade. Just a nonsense, but innocent-looking email advertisement.

by Darbage June 9, 2011

Splart

Farting out blood and diarrhoea

Steven: "Smells like someone splarted"
Stoven: "How do you know what blood smells like"

by Murderous Jellybean April 13, 2015