Spinch

A really dirty bumhole.

Tom - 'Not had a shower today, still got clumps of poo in my ass pubes and its fucking itchy'

Catherine - 'ewww, spinch'

by MrMingeMunch October 30, 2011

spinach

A stupid excuse for food

Why don't you go eat spinach?

by Angelkisses13891 March 25, 2003

spinch

noun; The area of the inner arm or fold created by the connection of the bicep and forearm opposite the elbow.

Chris: Man, my spinch is so itchy.
Eddie: Oh no. Here, borrow my Cortizone 10 cream.
Chris: Thank you.
Eddie: You're welcome.

by Spinch June 11, 2009

spinach

A rather derisive alternate name and mispronunciation for Spanish.

I wouldn't have to "press 1 for English" if we didn't have all these people that only spoke Spinach.

by Some Guy Named Platypus December 8, 2014

spinach and honey

The act of ejaculating on the outside of a women's pussy. Typically used to describe a dirty pussy, i.e. spinach.

I gave her the spinach and honey cause she won't let me do her face.

by hot doggie style August 10, 2008

spinach lips

When a MAN/WOMAN with extremly chapped lips goes down on a chick who has gohnereah. This green liquid gets traped in between the chapped lips there for looking like leaves of nasty Spinach.

That guy looks like Popye the sailor man. He better lick his nasty spinach lips..

by Andrew Stark, Adam Ruppert April 23, 2006

spinach

Eggs with seaweed

by Popeye October 1, 2003