Sphincter vision

The ability to seek out dat ass and get somebody right in the sphincter. This person is called a sphincterizer

Zac: Swiggity swooty I'm gonna cum in that booty
John: Dude you could easily do it with that sphincter vision you got there.

Zac: I know. I used it on your mom last night!
John: ...My mom was raped to death you jackass

by Definitely not Kyle September 9, 2016

Sphincternet

a really crappy internet connection made by compounding the words Sphincter and Internet.

i hate my sphincternet. im only getting 1 kb/s.

by General Dynamic September 9, 2008

sphincter boy

A symonym for asshole or douchebag. Can also be used as a put-down to homosexuals.

"Shut up sphincter boy!"
"That guy's a major sphincter boy."

by Kizz-aj Bizz-enson August 12, 2006

sphincter

a muscular ring that closes a bodily opening

I had to shit the runs during the whole date with that babe last night. I kept thinking "Sphincter, don't fail me now!"

by King Shit January 19, 2003

ass sphincter says what

Something people say to entice the other party in to saying "what." Thus, making them an ass sphincter

person #1: "Ass sphincter says what?"
Person #2: "what?!"
Person #1: "Ha ha, you are an ass
sphincter!!"

by diceyj February 5, 2004

sphincter

muscle in ur bumhole that acts like a railroad switch tie to direct the output

1.if u tickle my bumhole, i may poop, or fart
2.I was peeing and my sphincter caused me to flatulate

by kal August 9, 2004

Pink Sphinc

A nice clean asshole.....preferably female!

"I would love to eat jello out of that chicks pink sphinc"

by JoPuss March 15, 2010