Chinese Speedragon

When you’re taking a shit and it shoots out all at once and it’s a one day wiper

Guy 1: Dude did you piss or shit?
Guy 2: Shit
Guy 1: That took exactly one minute
Guy 2: Yeah I had a Chinese Speedragon
Guy 1: Oh sweet

by Cadester03 August 5, 2018

Bender Spender

A slutty homosexual sugar baby that lives on fast numourous relationships for fast money. Very snakey and shady and bank currupts their partner very fast.

I swear Greg is only in relationships constantly to get money for his Gucci belt and shoes.Hes such a Bender Spender

by Riceinmypitties September 13, 2019

Depression Speedrun

The act of watching A24's The VVitch, The Lighthouse, Hereditary, and Midsommar. Can have movies added and re-arranged to make harder.

"Hey is Jade okay"
"It's hard to say, she just did the Depression Speedrun"

by rigbygender January 30, 2022

Palm seeder

When a man ejaculates into his palm for ease of clean up or to eat it.

Guy 1: Dude, where were you? Why are you so late.

Guy 2: I had 5 minutes so I stopped at palm seeder.

by KnowItAll1979 May 28, 2022

Money-Fucking Spenderbitch

A person who taps your card and drains your bank account with no regard for Christ. More commonly known as a gold digger.

1. “Bro, you have to drop that ho, she’s a Money-Fucking Spenderbitch.”
2. “Duuude, I just started dating this girl Brittany. She gives great sloppy-toppy, but I think she’s a Money-Fucking Spenderbitch.”

by coolrichard32 February 11, 2019

Speedgro

A fast negro

That Speedgro ran fast to get his chicken n waffles.

by Kevin Carrington January 8, 2009

speedoru

speedoru: (spee·doh·ru) noun/
it means stupid stupid idiot bitch fucking
stupid dumb dumb idiot homo,

also known as dank animator called "speedosausage".

Here's that speedoru guy who changed his perfect username to something plain and not memorable.

by speedosentenced October 3, 2018