An involuntary stimulation of the nerve causing a muscle spasm followed by a regrettably inappropriate action that was unintended
by Regrettinglife December 2, 2016

1) An extremely fast, uncontrollable spastic movement of the limbs, moving right down to the eyes.
2) A word invented by a drunken man trying to impress the rest of the people in the bar.
2) A word invented by a drunken man trying to impress the rest of the people in the bar.
Terry had a microbiolic spasm when his aneurism happened.
A microbiolic spasm is best cured by halting any drinking.
A microbiolic spasm is best cured by halting any drinking.
by Murtag October 21, 2011

When you're midway through a sexual act and you're about to ejaculate, however, to prolong your sexual stamina you tense your entire body and accidentally sh*t your pants.
Barry: Oh my god I totally ended up having a Northumbrian Spasm last night!
Carl: Ah man! I bet it went everywhere!
Carl: Ah man! I bet it went everywhere!
by ShitForBrains2001 May 16, 2018

by Ladyman123 July 8, 2016

I awoke to a spasm this morning, it was very surprising
by Waffle Maker 3000 March 5, 2020

by KalloFox34 May 10, 2019

when you know something important or exciting is going to happen and you cant wait for it, but you're racking your brains out trying to find out when. therefore you cant focus, and your eyes begin to dart around the room constantly and many people notice
it was dark and i knew it was coming, but i couldnt tell when. i was waiting patiently, then it came. a hand on my face and i turned....everything on earth stopped
i was glad the eye spasm i was previously having stopped
i was glad the eye spasm i was previously having stopped
by teddybear eyes June 19, 2009
