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Freudian Spasm

An involuntary stimulation of the nerve causing a muscle spasm followed by a regrettably inappropriate action that was unintended
Her Freudian spasm caused her to add an extra 'k' at the end of her 'kk' message.
by Regrettinglife December 2, 2016
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Microbiolic Spasm

1) An extremely fast, uncontrollable spastic movement of the limbs, moving right down to the eyes.

2) A word invented by a drunken man trying to impress the rest of the people in the bar.
Terry had a microbiolic spasm when his aneurism happened.

A microbiolic spasm is best cured by halting any drinking.
by Murtag October 21, 2011
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Northumbrian Spasm

When you're midway through a sexual act and you're about to ejaculate, however, to prolong your sexual stamina you tense your entire body and accidentally sh*t your pants.
Barry: Oh my god I totally ended up having a Northumbrian Spasm last night!
Carl: Ah man! I bet it went everywhere!
by ShitForBrains2001 May 16, 2018
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lady spasm

When a lady spasms on the guys dick
UHHH YA THAT FEELS GOOD GIVE ME A LADY SPASM
by Ladyman123 July 8, 2016
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Spasm

I awoke to a spasm this morning, it was very surprising
by Waffle Maker 3000 March 5, 2020
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Spasm

When an old geezer dances. It isn't lethal, but it results in embarrassment and overstimulation.
The man decided to spasm when we went to the night club.
by KalloFox34 May 10, 2019
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eye spasm

when you know something important or exciting is going to happen and you cant wait for it, but you're racking your brains out trying to find out when. therefore you cant focus, and your eyes begin to dart around the room constantly and many people notice
it was dark and i knew it was coming, but i couldnt tell when. i was waiting patiently, then it came. a hand on my face and i turned....everything on earth stopped

i was glad the eye spasm i was previously having stopped
by teddybear eyes June 19, 2009
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