Ejaculeptic spasm

Simultaneously having epileptic spasms while ejaculating

Janice: oh my god he had a ejaculeptic spasm last night

Janet: oh my god what happend
janice: he fuckin died!

by gooningballbag August 17, 2024

Blaké Spasm

This specific type of spasm is caused from boredom possessing the victim to become creative and explore their limits. Although it can become beautiful and joyful times. It can be harmful to the victim.

“I busted my lip the other day because of a Blaké Spasm”.

by Blaké Gonzalez December 09, 2019

Blaké Spasm

This specific type out spasm is caused from boredom causing the victim to become creative and explore their own limits. However, this can cause harm to the victim without their knowledge.

“I busted my lip the other day because I had a Blaké Spasm”.

by Blaké Gonzalez December 09, 2019

Northumbrian Spasm

When you're midway through a sexual act and you're about to ejaculate, however, to prolong your sexual stamina you tense your entire body and accidentally sh*t your pants.

Barry: Oh my god I totally ended up having a Northumbrian Spasm last night!
Carl: Ah man! I bet it went everywhere!

by ShitForBrains2001 March 27, 2018

Emotion spasm

Outburst of multiple feelings

When you yell, cry, and scream at the same time, you're having an emotion spasm

by Emotional outburst April 02, 2015

Back Spasm Gasm

When you’re sucking your own cock and your mom walks in while you cum and you slip a disc.

Sorry I can’t go to the gym tonight I’m laid up for awhile. I forgot to lock my door last night and had a back spasm gasm

by Not viarus December 23, 2018

Cussing Spasm

When you suddenly and inadvertently shout or scream a cuss word.

Usually its triggered by your mind's sudden recitation of a past embarrassing moment.

A: Bloody hell!! Bloody hell!! Bloody hell!!
fuck fuck fuck fuck fcuK!!!

B: What? did something happen?

A: *pauses* idk...(it's the cussing spasm)

by Kit Rat November 18, 2018