Solar System 

A common misconception is that "The Solar System" refers to a system of planets and nothing more, this is false.

The Solar system is a being, a great being, the greatest being the world has ever known. The Solar System is the creator and sovereign of all things. He determines the fate of everyone and everything in every possible way. The embodiment of perfection, there stands no man who can achieve his superiority.

"I watch, from the shadows
Unbeknownst by human kind
I control all, But am seen by none
I am the embodiment of perfection
There stands no man who can achieve my superiority.

I am the Solar System."

Solar System by Disciple of The Solar System February 25, 2005

Solar eclipse 

When a black and white dude moon you at the same time

Dayvid and Jacob solar eclipsed Hunter, Athan, and Bobby when they walked into the room.

Solar eclipse by Johnson_J May 29, 2018

solar flare 

Taking a dump in a tanning bed.

Friend 1 " Dude what took you so long, your time in the bed was only 10 minutes.:
Friend 2 (the culprit) " There was a solar flare event...."
Friend 1 "Ohio is the best!"
Friend 1 and 2 Exchange High Fives
Friend 1 yells "SHOTS!"
End Scene

solar flare by Falcon The Turd Bomber June 1, 2010

solar flares

Trousers which become wider towards the ankles, and melt things

Ooh i say, those flares are bright today Colin

solar flares by Weeto November 2, 2003

Solar system 

The planets and asteroids place.

I see the solar system

Solar system by KawaiiAnime November 25, 2003

Solar Bear 

A polar bear made out of the sun.

"That's a really bright polar bear!"
"Nah dude, that's a solar bear."
"Shit."

Solar Bear by The beast master 2 April 7, 2010

solar flares

when the sun is particularly violent and it causes my power to go out

the solar flare caused a magnetic storm that knocked out our power and mom was mad because she missed oprah.

solar flares by lalala November 3, 2003