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A soiled supper

before dinner, you eat a load of laxatives. While eating, finger your asshole with one hand. When your family is finishing up, you turn around and shoot explosive diarrhea at everyone at the table.
My brother was so mad the other day, he made a soiled supper
by Jfhwiauwnwoap April 13, 2019
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purse soil

The debris that accumulates along the bottom of a women's purse that over time simulate the decomposition process and thus creatings it's own compost. Examples of items that create this nastiness are as follows : Tobacco, make-up, gum/ gum wrappers, and papers, coins, tangled up jewelry, unwrapped tampons, bottle caps, safety pins, pencil shavings, leaking pens, broken finger nails, etc.
"I better clean out my purse, I feel it starting to get heavier with purse soil, disgusting! "
Or Better yet, for educational purposes, I should conduct a little homemade study and science experiment by throwing a few flower seeds inside the purse and let's see what happens." LOL!
by Cuntstina June 11, 2019
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tilling salted soil

It's a wasted effort. A fool's errand. Banging your head against the wall.
With that man she's just tilling salted soil.
by MachinGunz June 3, 2017
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Soil Neutral

Neutral soil PH, acidity and alkalinity, for farming, gardens, and/or landscaping after the use of fertilizers.
The goal of Soil Neutral farming is to ensure extra chemicals are not left in the soil to run off and ruin water supplies or acidify oceans causing additional algae blooms.
by MSGardnerville October 28, 2019
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Soil

noun

This means, to come from nothing. Or to say started from the bottom
Rasheed: I came from the soil
James: Hell yeah we came from out the mud
by Kiddchina March 4, 2021
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Captan Soil

One who prematurely ejactulates their pants before sexual intercourse with their desired partner
Olivia:This is the longest you have ever lasted during sex
Reese:I know, I'm Captan Soil
by The brad of chads March 25, 2021
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Soiled

An exclamation similar to “Kobe!” that’s uttered when something happens that’s so good it makes you shit yourself
Did you hear the new MGK single? Soiled!”
by MechanicalRomance April 12, 2021
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