Soggy Swirly 

Begin with beating your faecal matter with a cutlery instrument, for instance, a fork, until the consistency of said faecal matter is in slushy and viscous. After this, store the faecal matter in a bowl and wrap it in cling film, refrigerating it for 24 hours. After it has been refrigerated, retrieve the faecal matter and place it in your or your breeding mates bedroom. When you are engaging in sexual intercourse with your significant other, smear the faecal matter on their face with an instrument of decoration, I.E. a paintbrush.

"(Insert significant other's name) would you mind if i painted you like a Picasso painting with some soggy swirly i prepared earlier."

Soggy Swirly by Glenny Bravo March 3, 2019

Soggy pombear 

When someone slobbers over a crisp (especially a pombear) and it becomes a gross mush.

Oh man Jude’s just slobbered all over and now he’s got a soggy pombear

Soggy pombear by Okaybutwhy July 12, 2019

Soggy Philly 

The sexual act of one man engaging in anal sex with another man, while the penetrator ejaculates into the anus of the receiver. The penis of the penetrator then remains inside the anus of the receiver until the penetrator's penis is wrinkly/soggy. The penetrator then removes his penis and immediately receives oral sex from another man.

"Soggy", hence the wrinkled/soggy penis. And "Philly", in reference to the city of brotherly love, Philadelphia.

"Hey Bill, how did you and Chuck meet?"

"Well, I gave him a Soggy Philly a few years back, and we've been on good terms ever since."

"Ah, yes, I forgot. Haven't had a Soggy Philly for quite some time now. Are you free tomorrow morning?"

Soggy Philly by Psydelerium November 4, 2020

Soggy Sandbox 

A delightful sexual act in which a male urinates into a womans vagina before or after sexual intercourse. Preferrably afterwards... but then again.... This act is usually done out of spite or in rare cases for fun.

Reggie wasnt impressed with his girlfriends actions at the local frat party so when they got home he gave her a soggy sandbox and told all of his friends.

Soggy Sandbox by Cotswald... Call me Cotsy January 21, 2012

soggy taco 

After a man ejaculates in a woman, her vagina is sometimes referred to as a 'Soggy Taco.'

I forced Tim to eat my soggy taco last night. Now I think he wants to dump me.

soggy taco by CsvlDaikun May 9, 2005

Soggy Poncho

After sex, taking off a full condom and slapping it across the face of your partner.

After he blew his load, Rick took off the rubber and gave Lisa a huge soggy poncho all over her face.

Soggy Poncho by nhamfcints September 3, 2010

Soggy Bowl Of Cornflakes 

useless, cant do a job properly, no good to anyone.

Gary: did you sort that problem out for me.

Phil: no i got jack to do it

Gary: JACK! why did you get him to do it. you soggy bowl of cornflakes, you cant do anything right.

Soggy Bowl Of Cornflakes by Jourdy22 January 27, 2015