sluff

To fuck up, make a mistake, not come through as promised

Fuck, way to sluff and spill bong water all over the place

by MAD September 4, 2003

smuffocate

Smuffocating-Smuffocation
A humorous sexual term to describe when a man is suffocating from having his face sat on for too long. Oral sex to the point of suffocation, usually when describing the act of 69 with a larger woman.

"Damn bitch it's about time you got off my face, you were about to smuffocate my ass."

by Jenuine McCoy April 26, 2008

Smuff

V. To hog or take more than your fair share. Usually in reference to smoking marijuana.

That dude is such a smuffer. He hit the blunt four times before passing it.

by Dr. Hugh G. Rekshun May 26, 2014

spluff

what the spank monkey roars out!

I spluffed to the other side of the room!

by Pure Thespian May 15, 2003

smuff

the act of being smuthered by a "muff"

you could say "i so got smuffed last night" or "i was smuffing him all night long

by b-lair April 14, 2008

Sluffing

verb. To sluff. The act of riding someone else's wifi without their permission. Akin to wardriving.

I hate it when those tools on my block are sluffing on my network!

by goestoeleven June 13, 2010

spluffin

spluffin is a word i made up, used as an insult to replace mild mockeries of intelect. ie daft, stupid, idiot. but mostly used in a friendly way, not really for causing offence, just calling someone a name for the fun of it. like dipstick and numpty

james, jamie you are a spluffin.
jamie, sod off you numpty

by polly May 4, 2004