Swahili Swashbuckler

when in the act of anal sex with your female companion. you quickly pull out and squirt a bottle of mayo deep in her bum.

guy 1: dude i love doing the swahili swashbuckler. the bitch didnt expect it
guy 2: yeah lets blow our heads off

by sergent fuck stick May 11, 2009

swashbuckle

the way that pirates move while saying phrases such as "yar!", "scallywag!" and "RUM!!!!"

"Yaaarr me hearties lests a swashbuckle yonder and drink rum! Yaaarrr!!!"

by z? September 28, 2005

Swashbuckle

usually occurs during an amateur porn where the first male penetrates and ejaculates into the female subject and the second male proceeds to fuck her any way.

"Dude I already cam in her!"

"I know I like to swashbuckle."

by BJen December 7, 2009

acid splashback

when you do acid and crack your neck and get high again,

ted: what the fuck are you doin you almost hit that car
jack: dude i just had an acid splashback

by Cuck Hayta August 10, 2006

swashbuckle

When you piss your pants upon getting kicked in the stomach.

He kicked me so hard i swashbuckled all over my new pants.

by cory malone February 12, 2006

smashface

AN UGLY ASS Mother fucking orc looking thing who got it's face smashed in with a brick aka Lauren Grasher

EEEEEEEE! I'm Smash Face! Help me!

by Ron Jeremy January 19, 2004

smashface

An ese(Chinese,Japanese, vietnamese... basically anybody without eyelids)

Look at that smashfaced chink that just washed up on shore.

by Sean, Jarrod and Bubba June 10, 2004