sporticus

merritt i told you to search this for one reason i just want to sayyyyy.
i think your super cool and a awesome friend. your smart, nice, and devilish handsome (no homo). i hope you get to successful get your dream and become the very best like no was before. even though i plan i to annoy you every day til. i hope were still friends even after school because your such a great guy. and who knows maybe will become the worst enemys or will become close as ever. either way thanks for existing -lily

sporticus is merritt's nickname because we love him (sporticus not merrit) jk

by i am a threat October 15, 2018

Smarties

A candy that's actually just legal cocaine, You can even snort it.

Some Dude: Hey! You got the smarties?
You: Yea
Both: *Snorts Smarties*

by Lilkii December 2, 2018

Smarties

The ultimate form of making your child high af.

Smarties make Jimmy feel better.

by DeltaDefinitions November 27, 2021

Staticus

An individual whom enjoys being on the receiving end of Anal and Facials whilst playing a banjo to the tune of "its raining men". Can sometimes be to the tune of "YMCA".

"Did you hear Dustin was into staticus? He was with Joe last night!"

by rejectionh December 11, 2022

sharticulates

The floating particles of shit resulting from unusually thick flatulence. Specifically, the portion of the shart that escapes the discolored and frayed confines of the undergarment.

"Who's been chronically farting on my keyboard? there's sharticulates all over my fingers!"

by angryEunuch February 6, 2009

Smarticles

noun: a word use to tell of some ones brain campacity

Boy1: wow! U got 100% on ur final!

Boy2: Yea, guess I realy big smarticles (points to head)

by Oriodude June 1, 2009

Smarticles

The act of being clever/smart.

1. Boy 1: "Wow! you got it to work!?!"
Boy 2: "Yes, it's because i has smarticles!" *Points to
head*

2. "He finished it in 3 seconds, he must have smarticles!"

3. "To win, you must has plentiful smarticles!"

by Jamesb1995 September 1, 2009