Spot Sloth

People who get in their parked car and then sit in it for a long time before leaving.

“Sorry I’m late. I found a space but I had to wait like 7 minutes for this spot sloth to actually pull out.”

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

patio sloth

one who, without regard to race, sits on a porch or patio and lazily obserbes people who pass by.

hey ma, its a patio sloth.

by dgafjoe January 15, 2007

Slithering

To move like a snake or just move from one place to another

Bryan: Are you slithering to the pub?

by PaddyFab November 12, 2013

slothario

A shiftless ladies man or a lazy player. A guy who can have his pick of the ladies, but would rather lay on the couch and play videogames all day.

That dude could have any woman he wants, but he's too much of a slothario to do anything about it.

by gabbyr July 4, 2008

Sloth Slap

To slowly drag 3 fingers across another persons face. "SLOTH SLAP!!" must be yelled prior to doing this act. The slapper must look the slappe directly in the eyes while doing this. Thus, creating an awkward moment.

Bitch don't make me Sloth Slap the hell out you!

He got sloth slapped the hell out!!

by LTG291 January 10, 2013

sloth gang

a gang who never, ever gets anything done.

It was such a sloth gang!! They couldn't do anything.

by lolalicous October 13, 2014

Slothocrat

Member of the best, and slowest, political party. They believe that the sloths should be in control, not only America but also the entire world. Studies show that if humans act lazy and sloth like then they are preserving the life of the universe by a small amount, which is one reason why they believe that sloths are our true overlords.

Slothocrats enjoy being slow and lazy, because it is sloth- like.

by Sloth_Caste April 9, 2015