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off da spindle

of or pertaining to a level of cool or awesome that transcends description
That Smeagol/Gollum soliloquy was OFF DA' SPINDLE!!!!!!!!!
by Arthur Vandelay July 14, 2003
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Semen Swindler

Noun. One who steals/swindles the man milk or semen sauce from an unsuspecting, passed-out, or terrified guy. This is normally done without the man's consent or his knowing that it actually happend at all.
Dude, make sure you lock your doors and windows tonight. The semen swindlers from Delta Chi are out forcing lewinskis upon drunk and unknowing men.
by Karl Claymore September 23, 2008
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Semen Swindler

Noun. One who steals/swindles the man milk or semen sauce from an unsuspecting, passed-out, or terrified guy. This is normally done without the man's consent or his knowing that it actually happend at all.
Dude, make sure you lock your doors and windows tonight. The semen swindlers from Delta Chi are out forcing lewinskis upon drunk and unknowing men.
by Karl Claymore September 23, 2008
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Swindles

The flab spilling over ones pants. also known as love handles, muffin tops, or a bulging waist line.
Janes swindles were extremely noticeable while wearing that tight shirt.
by Love handles May 6, 2011
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spindle fiber

someone who is completly useless can't do a thing right, and no one likes him/her and this person is easily distracted and made fun of
did you see that guy try to cut his lawn just a total spindle fiber
by ben8boom August 1, 2008
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Swindle

When a young man, who goes by the name of Chutters, uses his art of deception to con the feeble working staff of Asda out of their hard earned wages. This is usually in exchange for the short term gain of two packs of cookies.

Please note: such an act is usually performed en route to smoke session with the boys.
Chutters: “What’s being said tonight boys?”

“Oi Charlie lad, pick us up a bag of ching and a swindle, bish, bash, bosh!” (Berrisford, 2019)
by Turninski February 8, 2019
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Sindler

stay away from that cleptomaniac, he stole my sole inserts in my shoes.
by the jew theif May 17, 2003
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