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Sleeping With

When two people share a bed to experience sexual positions and cuddle afterwards til morning
Amanda : Wow Chad's sure been a dick since Kiersten started Sleeping With Jake!
Kaylee : No kidding he took a dump on his desk yesterday and made me clean it up!
Amanda : Oh my god that's disgusting I would have quit!
Kaylee : I would have but I need this damn job!
Chad : Hey you two stop the chit chat and get your asses back to work or I will hand you my feces on a plate and make you eat it!
Amanda : That's it I quit!
Chad : So Kaylee you need this damn job well if you don't start Sleeping With me Your Fired!
Kaylee : Fuck you I quit too!
Chad : You two will never work in this town again!
by SlopNChop July 12, 2017
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Sweeping up the rain

When you go into a strip club and pick up the money after someone makes it rain. You can keep the money or make it rain again.
*Allen Iverson throws $40000 on the bitches
*Matt Barnes begins sweeping up the rain
by ganjaboi April 11, 2015
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sleeping naked

1. A practice that is shunned publicly by the general populace, but privately performed by millions. Particularly enjoyable when you have satin sheets.

2. Something you probably shouldnt spring on your girlfriend the first time she stays over.

3. Something not to do when sleeping on your best mate's couch after a heavy night of drinking.
1. Pastor to the clergy: "Sleeping naked is a sin, and those who partake of it will burn in hell! It promotes promiscuity and filth!!"

2. gf: "Arghghg! what's that?"
you: "Nothing i just like to sleep naked"
gf: "You filthy perverted monkey! get away from me"

3. So i walked into the loungeroom, and there was Jamie passed out and spreadeagled on the couch. We took photos and put them on the web.
by friend of p May 1, 2005
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Sleeping Abroad

The act of spending the night with someone in their bed; Sleeping in another person's bed; Getting laid in a bed that is not your own
Brian, "Yo man you didn't come home last night." Chris, "I was sleeping abroad at Laura's, oh yea."
by Chris Anderson (Boca) March 31, 2009
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The Sleeping

Quite possibly one of the best bands to ever exist on planet earth. With voices so smooth, they'll conquere a decade , and with beats so amazing, they'll knock your socks off. If you do not know who they are, check them out. Now.
Kayla: "Hey, have you ever heard of The Sleeping?"
Tom: "No, are they good?"
Kayla: "Only one of the most amazing bands ever!"
Tom: "Oh ok, well i'm off to check them out on myspace!"
by kArAzykimberly April 1, 2010
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moisture-seeking mutton missile

His moisture-seeking mutton missile exploded forth in a shower of baby batter.
by Jamie Rodger October 20, 2003
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sleeping rough

(UK slang) Being homeless; spending the night on sleeping on the street, as opposed to a shelter. Also "rough sleeping".
After running away from home, Chelsea spent several months sleeping rough before finding someone to share a flat with.
by Dan B May 13, 2005
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