Slappy-cakes

When one man stands over another person while that person playfully swats at the man's genitals.

My roommate was wearing short shorts while getting down from the top bunk so I decided to play slappy-cakes with him.

by Mojuwon November 3, 2012

happy slappy

Criminal acts, often caught on mobile video phone's and passed around to other children to witness. Often these are scenes of bullying, rape, and, in some cases murder.

Newspaper headline: "Happy slappy incident: gang of 19, average age 12, gang rape girl, 13".

by Flatster November 26, 2005

redrum slappy

the act of slashing one's own hand (i.e., with a hunting knife. broken beer bottle, or any other appropriate device), then using that hand to jerk off (if you're a guy). Particularly good for cutters, this way you're killing two birds with one stone. For girls, see redrum stabby.

Bob really knows how to relax at the end of a long day with a good redrum slappy.

by suspicious package February 7, 2007

Slappies

sick or fly clothing. Usually worn by the residents of Apple ghettos

"Hey man, look at my new slappies!"
"Wow bra, dos is some sick slappies!!"

by Kleetis III May 28, 2009

slappy fishbone

n.
1. An old school autococker (paintball gun)body, which is still very popular with paintball players because of it's looks

2. An out of control penis

1. Dude did you see that slappy fishbone... that thing is sweet!

2. Look out, DUCK!!! it's a slappy fishbone

by JG-UNIT May 18, 2005

Slappy dappy

Women with a phat ass got the slappy Dappy
Or per say if you buss sum cheeks you got the slappy and the dappy

Ohhh shiii shorty got the slappy dappy

by Anonymous Johnson March 25, 2019

Slappy Suggestion

A suggestion that will get accepted no matter how many downvotes it gets, merely based on the person who made the suggestion.

Dude 1: Bro why did they accept that dumbass suggestion?
Dude 2: Because it was a slappy suggestion.

by Kastcraft Player March 19, 2020