Skype-Beers

A Skype-Beers is when you video conference your friends on Skype and everyone on the call drink beers.

I did a Skype-Beers with my buddies yesterday.

by Gamleur84 October 30, 2013

skype gf

A woman that you met on skype, who likes you for your personality as well as your ability to sext her like a pro.

"I can't come over to your house, I just got this skype gf to talk to."

"My skype gf is driving me nuts, she always wants to sext but I'm running out of material."

by MysteryMan96700 January 8, 2014

Skype Starfish

A skype starfish is a person who makes an offer to engage in mutual masturbation while on Skype but fails to meaningfully participate.

You can watch me bathe but I'm going to Skype starfish if you start wanking it.

by Puppy&Paru May 2, 2014

Skype Assassination

Joining a friend's (Or enemy's) group Skype call, just to burn and humiliate them, then leaving.

Guy1: So what did you do last night?
Guy2: Oh I just did a Skype Assassination on Joe.
Guy1: Lol what did you say?
Guy2: I told everyone that Joe used to piss himself till he was 15.
Guy1: Dude that is harsh but hilarious.

by Some_Guy_Called_Monti May 8, 2015

Skype Syndrome

When a piece of software (or hardware) craps itself for no discernible reason at all.

WhatsApp had Skype Syndrome this weekend, I just couldn't send any messages!

by gmemstr April 11, 2016

Skype Thot

Shes basically a thot on skype and has little to no genital warts.This girl has more guys in her contacts than girls.Her profile pics consists of inappropriate selfies,Hentai pictures,and anything else regarding sex.She meets her men from various porn sites like Rule34,Redtube etc and then brings them to skype.In a skype call she will get naked or perform perverted jestures in front of strangers from different parts of the world she barely even knows on the internet to have cybersex with them.She would go as far as meeting up with them to have sexual relations with them In Real Life if they are close.

Person:I know who princessblarity is.I should go holla at her.
Person 2: Naw man shes a Skype Thot.Plus shes fat.

by PrincessBLARITY November 26, 2016

Skype-dressed

(Adj) dressed professionally, looking good, but only from the waist up.

Sally looked nice skype-dressed for her online meeting; she could afford a nicer top because she no longer wore pants.

by Plato9983 August 18, 2020