skype skeet

Busting a nut at your webcam with the goal of making it seem like you are trying to cum on your skype partner's face.

I wanted to keep her in the habit of receiving my loads so I skype skeeted her every night while she was gone. Good thing it wasn't my computer.

by 1129 October 24, 2011

Skypeian

Someone who is always on Skype no matter if its on their iPad,tablet,computer, or whatever. They hate any other video chat, but love using Skype.

Skypeians usually never sign out. They are ALWAYS looking for new people to video chat.

"Kim is always on Skype with Greg,she's such a Skypeian!"

by UndeadMorgan June 16, 2014

skype train

This is when multiple males videochat with one female on any social media or videochatting platform, most frequently Skype

Man, me and my homies ran that Skype train with Lucy all night .

by El Nino Rojo May 26, 2016

Skype the parents

Leaving a social gathering of friends early with your partner under the premise that you will be communicating to your parents via Skype when really, you are leaving to have intercourse.

Sorry guys, we need to go. Ariel and I will be Skype the parents.

by dogd February 14, 2017

Skyped

To be skyped means to ruin something by improving it. 'Skyped' is used because Skype has slowly become worse with more and more updates. I felt there needed to be a word for this since the German's have the word 'Verschlimmbesserung' (a supposed improvement that makes things worse)

'Oh you've really skyped up that model, its way too over the top now'

by Rdyaannk September 19, 2017

Skype Etiquette

The rules one must follow while Skyping, these rules however vary by generation. For instance those from the 80's and early 90's believe that forgetting you had a chat window open and leaving in-promptly to be ok and an honest mistake. Their parents generations IE the 40's and 50's have no grounds in instant messaging or talking via a webcam and believe that leaving while in the midst of a chat to be rude, probably because they are only chatting with one person. There are several other rules that vary by generation.

Mother: Why did you leave our skype chat? That's bad skype etiquette.

Son: Forgot we were chatting. What the hell's skype etiquette?

by JCasch March 10, 2009

Skyping with Grandma

Masturbating, jacking off. a term used at military academies since theres not much female companionship and normally college students don't Skype with their grandparents.

Steve: Where's Joe been all this time?
Chuck: I don't know, probably Skyping with Grandma.
Steve: Wouldn't surprise me

by steelerdan October 28, 2011