Ski Mask the slump God

Ski Mask The Slump God has the the 2 biggest BDE in the world .

All you have to do is look at him and you will automatically be blessed, Everyone once a piece of him because he’s hot as fuck and over all amazing

Me: Dude ski mask the slump god has such big dick energy

Person: Hell yeah he does, Every time I hear him talk I just want to bust a nut nohomo tho.

by Veryrarebratz November 2, 2019

ski-don't

A ski-doo that don't go

John blew the head gasket on his ski-doo, now it's a ski-don't

by x11198109v0 December 23, 2012

Ski Fast, Eat Ass

"Ski Fast, Eat ass" is a phrase used to hype up others about having a good time on a ski hill and living life past the edge of ones comfort zone. Both in the snow and in the bedroom. The saying is most effective when yelled while on a lift with a preferred alcoholic beverage in hand. "Ski Fast, Eat Ass" originated in Bozeman Montana- mainly on the slopes of Bridger Bowl as a form of greeting by some blonde college guy.

"What are you up to this weekend, any plans?"
"Yeah I am going up to the mountain with some friends!"
"Sweet! Ski Fast, Eat ass!"

by Buffpeen December 13, 2022

ski slut

a person who will virtually whore themselves out to ski, any time and any place

Did you hear about Laura?
Yeah, she just took off to Vail again.
That's the 3rd time this month.
She's such a ski slut.

by Buzzer McDuckman February 3, 2012

ski hippie

a hippie who resides in a northwestern US ski town. typcal characteristics inlude the obvious passion for skiing or snowboarding, though they are not seen at higher priced ski areas as they cant afford the lift tickets. they typically are in their 20s to early 30s,possess a college education but work in low paying jobs, drive a subaru(no exceptions) Ski hippies are most commonly found in Bozeman, MT

ski hippie says to fellow ski hippie i just smoked a bowl lets go ski the bowl (bridger Bowl)

by bilkron September 5, 2006

ski bum

one who works for low pay in exchange for benefits for example free skipasses or the coveted multi area season's pass as well as good deals on gear. as always the best things in life are free. this type usually supports itself in the off season by planting trees or other things sometimes in the bathroom/attic. occasionally these people will engage in activities to simulate skiing ie dragiing your buddy behind an f350 down a dirt road on 206 dynamic skis and a water ski rope

bill w. is such a ski bum he is a 32 year old ski tuner/"farmer" whose life consists of only two things skiing and waiting to go skiing.

by just another bum August 24, 2006

Ski-peeing bitch

A bitch who skis downhill while peeing. Usually leaving a long, meandering, yellow line behind.

John: Look at that girl! She's peeing while she's skiing!

Joe: Yep. Cuz she's a ski-peeing bitch.

by Brastle October 23, 2011