skeleton straddler

someone who likes having intercorse with skinny (usually less curvy) individuals. this can be used as an insult however many skeleton straddlers are proud of their preferences
Tom: did you hear Jimmy tapped Stacy?
Bert: yeah he tapped Joan too, he’s such a skeleton straddler
by tiplicker May 10, 2023
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closet skeleton

A dirty fucked up secret about your past that could ruin your life. Like if you fuked your sister and no one ever found out
1-"Dude I'm afraid I've got a closet full of skeletons. I'm scared that someone will find out what I've done"
2-"Dude Why the fuck are there dead bodies in your closet?"
1-"You have no clue what a closet skeleton is do you?"
by Dragon Dragin' May 20, 2016
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Acrylic Skeletons

The alter ego of JaidenAnimation's Bird, Ari, taking the form of a teenage lesbian who draws people who are TOTALLY not furries and is a legit meme in of herself. Also her friend "SharkGames" is so much better.
Jim: Did you see the new Acrylic Skeletons video?
Mike: No. I am refusing to watch her until she drops "My Loving Animals Part 2"
by snotelekS cilyrcA April 30, 2018
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skeleton that ho

The act of murdering your partner for sexual pleasure
"Yo did you skeleton that ho last night?"
"Yeah I'm getting sent to federal prison"
by LudicrousHoodlu September 19, 2023
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skeleton song

Skeleton Song is by far one of THE BEST songs by the band Sevendust...if you haven't heard it...download it...if you dont like hard rock...EFF OFF!
"And There's nothing wrong
In being far from right
Another skeleton song
Stuck in my head all night
And there's something wrong
When everything goes right
Another skeleton song
Will save my life tonight" Thats the chorus for you people who dont know
by A LegitSnyper September 27, 2006
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skeleton christ

A sum of ideals, such as a moral values, laws or rules, imposed upon persons in the name of a greater cause, purpose or traditon that has no mesurable societal benefit.
From the album "Christ Illusion" by Slayer, 2006.
1. the pledge of allegiance.
2. removing hats during the national anthem.
3. the idea that some words are profane.
4. the notion you can only die once.
To use in a sentence, "Mind control is compulsory religion and the skeleton christ."
by killr_b November 20, 2006
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skeleton harvester

triumphant, fearless, bone reaper, sexy, female, likes to reap boners
man, that girl is a skeleton harvester
by skellybones April 25, 2011
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