jock strap

A garment made of stretchy cotton intended primarily to embarass teenaged boys in gym class and secondarily to secure their wobbly bits from getting jostled.

Boys, if you don't wear your jock strap, then when you make that turnaround jump shot, you'll leave your family jewels on the floor.

by Jockwoof February 18, 2003

strap on a set

Strap on a set (of balls), to behave in a manner fitting of a man.

Guy 1: Aw guys, I can't take another shot, I gotta work in the morning.
Guy 2: Dude, strap on a set and take it.
Guy 1: Alright, alright lets do some peach schnnap shooters.
Guy 3: Waitress! Two tequilas and a peach schnapps for my friend here who forgot to strap on a set before getting here! Could you put a little pink umbrella on it?

by Rich L Smith October 23, 2005

strapped

To equip ones self with one or more firearms.

See: heated

Also see: Balla Too understand the definition.



Example:

'Yo, man, you're gonna need to go get strapped up before we take out those Balla Shit!'

by Craig January 1, 2005

strap-on

a fake penis attached to the body by a strap, often used by lesbian females to perform intercourse. also used by experimenting chicks who want to know what it feels like to have a penis.

Ceci: "Dude, I'm a chick. I want a strap-on so bad!"

Kelly walked in with a strap on and said, "Angelina, I'm ready for round three."

by sexypeni January 30, 2008

strap

Short for "strap on" and can refer to a harness that is worn to hold a dildo/penetrative sex toy, or the harness and dildo/penetrative sex toy both. Can be used for any gender and sexual orientation combinations.

"OMG, Becky told me that Heather loves to wear a strap!" "Sure, why not? Just because she isn't a dude or butch doesn't mean that she shouldn't be sporting a dick!"
or:
"Jenna, put on the strap. I want you to fuck me in the ass right now. Felicity, you suck my dick and don't forget to give my balls some love. "

by reddyheaddy November 13, 2014

SITREP

Situational report. Also it could mean what are you doing or where are you.

"I need a SITREP of our truck that fell off the cliff"

by du knodc May 31, 2006

strap

Strap predates a submachine gun hanging from a strap. Virtually any concealed weapon's holster requires it to be "strapped on", hence the term "to be strapped." Any shoulder, leg, or ankle holster is strapped on. Furthermore, nobody wears or wore their Mac 10 or Uzi hanging from a strap on their shoulder.

Step off, 'cause I'm fully strapped.

by hit_me_2x December 28, 2005