Simmons

When a person in a group a dissapears at random a moment with no clue to where they have dissapeared to or how long ago they left.

where has he/she gone? He/she seems to have done a Simmons

by richandrhys January 25, 2010

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simon britton

The nicest guy you'll ever meet and very thiccums. You'll probably catch him smiling about something silly.

Some people need to be more Simon britton.

by Toomuchapplepie July 16, 2017

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Simon Got Head

The phrase used to recognize that Simon has asserted his dominance and has obtained the “sucky sucky ten bucky”

Yo, Simon got head? For real?
Yes bro on God I saw him the other day

by Not Dakotaz February 6, 2019

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Simon Brooker is one of a kind he comes out of the crib when its summer, spring and autumn because thats when the kiddys are ready to be kidnapped and molested in his basement. He is the pedo/nonce of Kent. He doesn't come out in winter because the children dont like the cold. He pretends to be an ice cream man at the strand and kids get lured in by his wickedness and then when the time is right he pounces.

Ahhhh Simon Brooker is going to shag me to death. This definition defins what a pedo he really is

by BenKeenan03 November 5, 2019

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Richard Simmons Gay

Richard Simmons Gay is an adjective used to describe something that is horribly, flamingly gay. Like a guy wearing leather chaps with his bare ass hanging out.

This phrase is not meant to be homophobic, so it should only be used to describe something that really is blatantly homosexual in nature, like Richard Simmons.

Oh my god, that is gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, Richard Simmons Gay.

by dex007 June 4, 2004

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Greed Simmons

A nickname for the most rudest, greediest, cheesiest, most arrogant cock in the music business, the one and only you wanted the Greediest, while you got the Greediest, the biggest douche bag in the world; GENE SIMMONS

I use to think KISS was cool; that was until Greed Simmons started marketing the KISS name and logo with just about everything under the Sun; I am surprised there isn't a KISS Hemorrhoid Cream on the market.

by Kazzy Mayhem July 15, 2007

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