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shog

An expression to snitch or to inform cops
by BloodInBloodOut February 26, 2008
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Shorgy

Having an orgy in a shower.
We all got in the shower, got naked and starting having sex... What a shorgy!
by Guich May 12, 2015
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Shogging

Sharing the shower with another and they are hogging all the space or warm water.
Stop shogging, I need to rinse my face to get the soap out of my eyes!

The other day my wife shogged me and I ended up late for work with conditioner still in my hair.
by MercyB March 1, 2009
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shogress (n.)

Making a SHow of proGRESS rather than accomplishing anything that could actually be construed as having any value to anyone for any purpose. Actions that cannot be related to any goal or objective. Shogress typically occurs when everyone in the organization is 'aware' and there is a 'network' and a lot of 'buzz' and everyone 'is talking about this now' but measurable numbers related to the project objective haven't budged a bit, or have trended less favorably.
A situation that would be described as shogress (n.):
Question: "The October goal was 7% over last year. Did they meet that number?"
Answer: "They nominated a new Champion for that area, and they also sent in examples of their marketing collateral for everyone to review. I posted it on the website!"
by mathgirrl November 29, 2009
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shogoat

1. a bloke who tends to have a nice ginger milf

2. a guy who uses his grandma for a hoover

3. a man who has sex with his sister on a monthly basis

4. a pedophile who eats cats
oh no, look at that hairy shogoat in the shed with his sister
by gemmavohet45 December 10, 2010
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Shogting

1. The act of shooting a video or firearm manufactured in a foreign country.
Often found in, but not limited to, dollarstores and eBay stores worldwide.

2. Scottish-Hippie slang for a female orgasm, commonly used in the 1970's.
1. (On instruction manual) Video Studio is video-editing software that makes editing your movies as fun as shogting them.

2. Woman: Gregory, I'm in the mood for a stellar shogting!
Man: Alright, lassie, spread your legs!
by amosmyn January 12, 2011
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Shongla

I was in bed with Imer and I saw his huge shongla when he took off his pants.
by LilNiggaBigDick November 12, 2014
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