Shooting

The act of wearing artificially thin pants to the strip club in order to "shoot a load" from a lap dance. Experienced shooters may sand the crotch area of sweat pants down to a thin state to achieve a desired level of comfort. Applying lube to the groin area as well as shaving of the male genitalia are also common place among shooters.

Joe: Why are you changing pants man, were going to the strip club.

Brian: Dude, im going shooting if i'm going to pay all that money for a lap dance
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Joe: Oh shit good call have you seen my sweats?

by Powerful Joe Rogan January 25, 2013

Shooting Pumpkins

v. Exhibiting an irrational hatred of Bill and Hillary Clinton. A reference to Indiana Congressman Dan Burton's attempts to prove the Clintons killed Vince Foster by shooting a pumpkin for "forensic evidence."

Edwards Supporter: Hillary wants to SELL YOUR CHILDREN TO WALMART.

Normal Dude: Man, that guy needs to chill out and stop shooting pumpkins.

by obamarama January 24, 2008

shooting blackwards

Holding a gun with it cocked to the side. Instead of holding it vertically, the wrist is twisted 90 degrees to hold it horizontally.

We went the to the range and James couldn't hit shit because he was shooting blackwards.

by beanfield December 22, 2008

shooting cats

to vomit

Julien was shooting cats after a night out at Tinners

by RU4cereal June 27, 2010

Shooting dust

When you fuck so much in a row that there’s no spunk left

Or could happen by trying to wank hella times and like no 💦 coming out

Let’s do it again

I can’t I’m gonna start shooting dust

by Hermski101 March 22, 2020

School shooting

An event that a student (usually a Eugene ) opens fire on students and teachers with a firearm. It usually results in a lot of dead People.

There was a School shooting in Columbine high school

by NotAnEugeene June 21, 2017

Shookething

A next level version of being fabulous and amazing

Human1: Oh my god that was amazing

Human2: That is shookething

by Abiisfabulous May 19, 2018