Shaint

To faint whilst shitting. Usually after a particularly nasty curry or if suffering from a fever.

Did you hear that Ian shainted at work today.

by pb1979 June 16, 2011

Shmit

Shmit/Shmittie :A specimen of the female sex that is in a higher class of looks than the average girl. A Shmit can usually be seen staring at you in a manor that says "I want to perform falacio on you." Shmits can also be seen wearing Uggs,leggings and/or other Shmit attire. In lamens terms, a Shmit is a hot girl who looks like a good fuck.

I can't have any grenades tonight bro, I need some grade A shmits!

by hapoeltelaviv November 8, 2010

shint

Japanese Shinto sex

At the shrine, Kenshi performed shint on Atsue, leading to an intensive spiritual orgasm and pleasure for both partners.

by Shinji April 24, 2003

holy shinto

Japanese for "Holy Shit".

Holy Shinto dude! Stop nuking us! We surrender!

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

Shminky

A nickname for the alco-pop Smirnoff Ice.

"I'll have a packet of crisps and a Shminky please mate."

by Bananashark March 20, 2010

shmink

A small PENIS.

That guy probably has a shmink.

by ihateDAWHEY1234 October 17, 2017

shmitty

da best name ever
da coolest person alive

i wish shmitty was my name

by josh choi February 20, 2005