Shmoopers

When you shit your pants in public

Uh oh i just did a shmoopers

by shmoopersdoopers December 1, 2016

shmoop

when u want a relationship but don't want a relationship unless it's the perfect person; like a soulmate or forever one. also can be used as a noun for ur soulmate

"i feel like shmoop"

"i rlly just wanna find a shmoop"

by d21littleskater February 20, 2021

Shloopoo

A dick after sex that looks like a slide

I got a shloopoo after we fucked all night long

by Shloopoo August 8, 2016

shlooster

one of the weirdest kids i know

"im gonna take apart a fucking dryer one day just to find out where the dam socks go!" -oster

by leigh December 15, 2004

Shlopple-on-Topple

The fluctuating interface of actual and perceived movement within one's visual field during the "peak" period of a drug-induced hallucination (which is often more pronounced while laying on the floor or leaning up against a stable object).

Man, when that fungus started ringin' the other night and loudmouth showed up with her crazy stories, she done reigned down a god damn shlopple-on-topple ensemble on my twisted ass.

by Neurosojourner October 12, 2010

Shloot

A word that can be used to replace just about any and every noun, adjective or verb

Hey, wanna go smoke a shloot?

by Vinny Boberino October 8, 2018

Shloogle

The receiving of goods from someone who originates from the Netherlands, particularly wooden shoes and tulips.

“I was strolling to work and was given a pair of clog knogs! I’ve been shloogled and don’t mind at all”.

by Coveknog November 29, 2018