Shitpire

When a wannabe vampire is so gross and/or lame they get even less respect than a person who acts like a twilight shinny vampire or acts out being a vampire in a disgusting or overboard way mostly word play online games or role play.

Nikita is such a shitpire; it has only taken 7 years to go from eating K.J.V. foot scabs to sucking on possibly infected sores on I.N. and Skype; I have never been so glad to be a Lycan.

by MiSFiT9083 June 16, 2018

shittier cool

Moving on up ..in life

"Daammmnnn niiggaaaa thats a shittier cool pad u got there bro." "You wont find a pad like this back in the projects my nigga." Hahaha lol

by KariRose0613 March 5, 2018

shitpinion

Expressing an irrational opinion on the subject or noun with no solid experience to back it up

“Dark Souls2!?!? that game is trash” Oh never mind him, that’s just Kevin expressing his shitpinion.

by Hey-Zues Christ June 13, 2019

Shipie

A made up boat with legs

Jaminthy was on the shipie with his cat.

by I like tortles July 9, 2019

shitpist

When you simultaneously shit and piss yourself while looking at reddit or tumblr. Is usually caused by laughing.

"Bro, i was looking at reddit on the train, and i totally shitpisted bro!"

by Pseu. D. Onym September 30, 2020

shitties

when you eat some mf Taco Bell and instantly explosively shit yourself

yeah brodie I had one of those bean burritos from taco bell... gave me the fuckin shitties man

by GlizzyBopper69 March 28, 2021

shitpee

substitution for the word "Shupti" (which means that shes fucking hot)

omg shitpee is here. her real name is shupti though. SHes so pretty

by JaweedYES April 6, 2021