shituation

when a situation is shit

shit man that is a shituation !

by lauren charm September 28, 2010

shituation

the act of having to take a shit really badly, but there happen to be no bathrooms anywhere near you.

In the car yesterday, on our road trip I had a real shituation, there were no bathrooms for miles!

by diarrheaKing206 January 10, 2011

shitapony

When you have a stomachache so bad that it feels like you're going to shit out a pony.

Jake had some bad shitapony yesterday
Yeah, he almost shat one, didn't he?

by UnarousedNipples February 20, 2013

Shitton

Pronounced shit-un. Its a combination of the words shit and ton. Usually used in texting as a time saver (only missing one space so its not much of one). Also used in vocal conversation when trying to emphasize.

Luke: Wanna come over and hang out today?
Owen: I can't, I've got a shitton of homework.
Luke: Bummer.
Owen: Yup.

by LolliLoveMe August 15, 2010

Shituation

1.) A situation that can best be described as shitty
2.) A situation marked by disorganization and confusion
3.) A situation caused by an epic fail

Girl 1: I think he gave me VD.
Girl 2: Damn, what a shitsuation

Guy 1: Dude, why is there no beer at your party!
Guy 2: You were supposed to bring it
Guy 1: I thought you were bringing the booze.
Guy 2: This is a real shituation

by JRH2286 July 30, 2009

shituation

A situation in which only dialogue that can vocalized is, "SHIT."
In other words, a very unfortunate and unpreferable situation to be in.

1) A: "Crap man, last night my girlfriend caught me in a threesome."
B: "Dude, you're in one hell of a shituation."

2) A: "My dear fellow, I just slew a many of elderly women mistakingly placing large quantities of vicodin within their servings of jello!"
B: "Thou oust within a shituaution."

by orangepuddin9807 May 21, 2010

shitaholic

A person who is intoxicated with shit.

That John is such a shitaholic man....even his pets aren't safe.

by lighterfuel October 17, 2009