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shiatsu

"hand job"

Originated from massage parlours that advertise as shiatsu parlours
Dude, i just robbed 7-Eleven...shiatsu's on me!
by AYI November 12, 2003
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drizzling shits

a term used in Pro-Wrestling when a match is beyond terrible for more then 1 reason.
when a pro-wrestling match comes off 100% fake, no realism, missing style, creativity, utter lack of meshing with your opponent.
I watched Johnny Kashmere wrestle ZBarr and it was the drizzling shits. One was trying to give the other a blowjob and the other was coked out of his mine. You could not have picked anything worse to watch other then two blind guys trying to drive around a racecar track
by Himmy Mitchell March 26, 2008
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Shinsengumi

A special police force of the late shogunate period.
The Shinsengumi was a band of warriors dedicated to protecting the Shogun. Saito Hajime was a well known Japanese samurai of the late Edo period, who most famously served as the captain of the third unit of the Shinsengumi.
by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ July 24, 2011
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period shits

The frequent diarrhea that accompanies menstruation for many women. Prostaglandins are released during menstruation causing the uterus to contract and cause cramping. They also speed up the contraction of the intestines, hence large amounts of crampy, watery stool. Very similar to the hershey squirts, though period shits occur only during menstruation.
I thought I was in labor, but then I realized it was that time of the month so I went to the bathroom and had period shits.
by cjbj September 1, 2009
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[when the eagle shits]

Payday, usually for government jobs. This phrase dates back to WW2 when soldiers in the U.S. army referred to payday as "the day the eagle shits" in further reference to the bald eagle, a symbol of America.
"Sorry dude, I can't pay you back until the day when the eagle shits"
by mollywop67 February 28, 2009
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sugar shits

A form of profuse, loose, stool associated with a large consumption of sugar-based beverages or food. i.e. Beer, cupcakes, a whole box of "Drake's Cakes", etc.

This phenomenon is often known as "Bud Mud," most particularly when exclusively derived from beer consumption.
"I hope that muthafucka gets the sugar shits and messes up your whole apartment." - Patton Oswalt quoting Dr. Pepper at Yuk Yuks in Toronto.
by Ted Dibiasi November 2, 2005
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It shits

An alternative to using "it sucks", mostly because it shits to use it sucks, what's so bad about something sucking? The same thing shitting all over you living room floor might be much worse. Introduced to the masses by the band Bomb The Music Industry and their song "It shits!".
It shits to be stuck at work at least five days a week!
by Nosliw Pilf February 15, 2009
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