Sharpy-Sharp

When you sharpen your pencil so much that the led falls out.

Brotha, that pencil was sharpy-sharp!!

by Toastie-toastie February 11, 2019

Sharpie guilt

That guilty feeling you get when you see that you've left the cap off on your highlighter overnight

Sharpie guilt trip is a thing

by Ae5Ea8 October 27, 2016

Brown sharpie

When you shid and wipe but the brown just keeps coming. No matter how much you wipe your ass, the toilet paper still has shid on it

Dude 1: dude what took you so long?
Dude 2: it was a brown sharpie
Dude 1: oh damn that’s rough

by DankCheddar76 October 1, 2022

sharpie bath

A reference to a popular anecdote/inside joke in the homestuck fandom, where a cosplayer took a bath in sharpie ink and alcohol to dye their skin grey.

Vriska cosplayer: ‘How are we going to get our skin grey?’
Terezi cosplayer: ‘What about a sharpie bath?’
Laughter ensues.

by backinthedark May 10, 2023

BROWN SHARPIE

When after taking a shit and wiping, it seems like you're sitting on a brown Sharpie because that toilet paper doesn't get any whiter.

I wait so much I thought I was going to run off toilet paper it was like I was sitting on a "BROWN SHARPIE!"

by Extremejutsu March 31, 2023

hurricane sharpie

Attempting to control the weather using nothing more than a marking pen and a map..

Looks like Hurricane Sharpie has veered towards Kansas now!!

by Ski Doggie September 10, 2019

Sharpie Boy

A name given to the odd boys out there that love to toy with sharpies. (Inserting them Into the anus or using them in other sexualized ways).

Hey, have you seen Theo? I heard he's the school Sharpie Boy.

by battweryac1d January 20, 2022