by Johnathan January 10, 2005
Get the sturch mug.GENDER NEUTRAL ACTOR 1: "dude i was going to go to your party but i got hella scorched and watched youtube videos of cats instead."
GENDER NEUTRAL ACTOR 2: "whatever man fuck you, check into a program already."
GENDER NEUTRAL ACTOR 2: "whatever man fuck you, check into a program already."
by djjohnnybro November 12, 2009
Get the scorch mug.Yo scarch, yous like a brotha to me man, so don't take offence when I tell you that you outta seek some medical advice for your scarch - it's starting to puss.
by don donaldson January 19, 2005
Get the scarch mug.Think of your own example, and a smurch will appear on your face. Then you'll understand what "smurch" means in a concrete way.
by Murtis November 16, 2010
Get the smurch mug.by Noltons3 August 19, 2009
Get the Scorchenhimer mug.To expand and retract a scrunchie/hair band around hand for mild pleasure. Inspired by Scunci the dog of the person who created the scrunchie.
by scrongtheeighth November 2, 2019
Get the Scunch mug.A sketchy person. Usually someone who has smoked a lot of marijuana. Originated at Lester B. Pearson by a group of kids when someone called an individual a sketch, but said skurch instead. He then became skurch.
Person 1: Yo skurch do you have an extra butt man?
Skurch: Uh i don't know dude. I think i don't. But the sky is blue my friend.
Person 2: You're a sketch, skurch.
Person 1: Lol
Skurch: Uh i don't know dude. I think i don't. But the sky is blue my friend.
Person 2: You're a sketch, skurch.
Person 1: Lol
by Annynomous October 30, 2007
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