turd sculptor

the "art" or act of attempting to make something out of shit either literally or figuratively.

Dude 1: did you see the new movie that turd sculptor tim burton put out?

Dude 2: yeah...between helena bonham carter and that script he sure had his hands full of shit, huh?

Dude 1: yep.

by vulvahammer May 28, 2010

scalpel

A.a thin, surgical knife used to cut open skin for surgery, insertion of implants, etc.

B.the best invention EVER.It just gets humans THAT much closer to perfection.

A.I had to go under the scalpel for my implants last Tuesday.

B.I love the scalpel;I used to be an ugly fuck and now I'm gorgeous!!

by Cutxmexopen June 11, 2007

Scully

verb... to attempt to rationalize a seemingingly irrational event or occurence.

origin is from the character Scully of the X-Files

When Bob told Sue of the creepy noises he heard durring the storm last week and how he though his house might be haunted, Sue denounced his theory, telling him it was probly just the wind. Bob responded, "Don't scully me, Sue. This was no wind."

by damn spiffy September 27, 2005

Scull Fucked

Increasing the selling price after a deal has already been made.

Adam agreed to sell me his comic for $1200. $600 now, $600 in 2 weeks. I paid him $600 2 weeks ago but now he wants $700 or no deal. He Scull fucked me.

by Spider-man 129 July 5, 2015

scupper

Naval term for loose woman, tart, slut

Man, who was that scupper I saw you with last night

by Brett The Fish May 17, 2006

scump

dirty, stinky, foul ejaculatory fluid. Akin to a regional dialect perhaps, in an environment that is humid, hot, and sticky.

Leon blasted his filthy scump all over Chantal's lucious booty, left the apartment, and then went to go get wasted on Bourbon Street.

by JayDizzle May 10, 2005

Scumpallery

The act by a scumpal of writing to and fawning over a murderer on death row.

Scumpallery is usually practiced by crazed Euroweenie women or, if by an American, those of a size that confirms they are Wal-Mart shoppers. Scumpals are firmly convinced their scumpalees are completely innocent of the crime for which they were duly convicted and sentenced, and thus worthy of their time and whatever monies the cons can scam out of them for their commissary accounts.

The crazier ones of this gathering of idiots occasionally fly across the ocean and actually marry the convict. A freezer bag-turkey baster child, whom we will all get to support via our tax dollars, is sometimes the result.

Chefmate, Joanna24, Pinbalwyz, and Hotsnot (the rare male of the breed) all have scumpals on death row, and are thus practitioners of "scumpallery."

by Hotsnot July 20, 2008