schock

a chick magnet, ladies man, or sex god.

That dudes a total schock.

by George Chalaveettil January 10, 2009

Scorching balloon Knot

One who is having sex doggy style, suddenly pulls out his penis, pours some sort of flammable liquid on it typically alcohol, lights it on fire and quickly shoves it in his or her's anal cavity. This is done with extreme cation and usually when the receiver has no idea what is going to happen.

Nick enjoyed the scorching balloon knot Jose gave him in Mexico.

by Team L J April 10, 2009

damn! i done heard of trimming the hedges, but you done scorched the earth

A phrase you utter when someone shows you that they've waxed their pussy.

"Damn! I done heard of trimming the hedges, but you done scorched the earth."

by I ain't tellin you NoTHIN'! July 23, 2006

scroats

Scroat from the latin scrotum which means thief. However the more commonly used version for scroat refers to a scally, chav, townie. Can be recognised by distinctive tracksuits, shit trainers, white cider, and can often be heard shouting, "oi you dick 'ed" , "giv us your shoes guy", "WhAT YOU SAYIN? YOU STARTIN OR WHAT!!!"

you are a fucking scroat.
your son is a scroat.
Some scroat has just robbed my Trainers/Phone/Weed/Money/anything worth stealing/anything not worth stealing.

High profile scroats include: Lady Sovereign, So Solid crew and the likes

by Kag the barbarian September 11, 2008

Scrocs

The sad combination of Crocs and socks. Most notably worn by FSU athletes and fans.

In local news, it was so cold in Tallahassee this morning that the football team showed up for practice in their Scrocs. Bobby Bowden hasn't been this impressed with a scrimmage in 10 years.

by Gator Nation! May 27, 2009

Scroaty McWeasel Cut

A shitty chavish haircut!!

Wayne paid £13 for a Scroaty McWeasel Cut at his local barbers it looked shit!!!

by Mark27 November 28, 2006

scooch the pooch

to move yourself. to move your butt.

We need to make this circle bigger, now scooch the pooch!!

by 123456789! January 15, 2009