scorch the porcelain

When a particularly brutal poo leaves the toilet bowl in need of a good scrub to remove traces of the 'splashdown and slide' of the offending turd, into the deeper waters of the u-bend.

Sorry to scorch the porcelain John. You got some rubber gloves and a brush handy?

by MikeG5 August 17, 2016

Scorched

Being very physical and passionate in lovemaking using multiple positions and all parts of the bed.

So it was our third date, we were both very hot, so we just sort of scorched screwing the sheets!

by GSBlues July 28, 2016

Scorch

Scorch is a word that can be understood in multiple ways, but the real meaning is can me something bad/cringe.

Fuck off fucking scorch.
Stop being so fucking schorchy

by Asian03 February 3, 2021

Getting scorched

When you die to a five year old scorch main in Titanfall 2

Damnit, I keep getting scorched by this kid on the enemy team.

by Mr. Mundie April 6, 2021

Scorched Muffin(s)

Scorched Muffin(s) reside on a male (most generally) that has gynecomastia, and suffers from chaffing of the areola which results in an unusual tenderness of the breasts.

My chest is killing me after the very cold football game. I think I may have Scorched Muffin(s).

by Wildman582 November 2, 2011

Scorching Pickle

When you heat up a mcdonalds cheeseburger for exactly a minute and a pickle from the cheeseburger burns your lip.

Oh my god that was a scorching pickle!

by scorchingpickle November 28, 2023

scorch

Cheating in a competition so nastily that they deserve to go to hell

Bro is legit scorching his way to victory!

by PBJelly6 September 28, 2024