Schmeeze

The act of shitting, pissing, and sneezing all at once

Hold on bros, I gotta go schmeeze real quick.

by TheGreatThinker May 15, 2025

Willy schmedder

A word that me and my cousin Dylan Ford created back in the day when we played roblox on Xbox live

Yo man your a little Willy schmedder

by Willy schmedder November 21, 2020

Samantha Schenker

they say money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy you a duke pre college class and meet a Samantha. have you ever seen a unhappy person with a Samantha Schenker? it’s impossible. Samantha Schenker is actually the funniest person i have ever met in my life, she has a really cool hair.

*whisper* she is also pretty ☺️
i hope she doesnt see this anytime soon >_<

Samantha Schenker: you’re a schhloser

by a schhloser July 4, 2022

You're my schmecker

The person telling you this wants you to go fuck yourself.

Simão, you're my schmecker

by Seal077 June 7, 2022