schloopy

When a girl's vagina is stretched out during sex, then her partner poops inside her vagina.

"Mike and I did the schloopy last night, and I had to take three showers to get it all out!"

by definition daisy December 4, 2017

schlooze

oozing pus that comes out of your chode or schlort

booby was having ball sex and his chode exploded and all this schlooze camw out

by 0895678352-59670259678059 April 13, 2008

schlooper

Someone that poops in their sleep.

"oh man shes a schlooper you gotta leave her man"

by walawalapoopa March 5, 2021

Schloopin’

The act of dangling an unlit cigarette out of the corner of your mouth while talking

Of course I’m schloopin’, it’s schloopin’ Saturday

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Schlookie

When your girl dookies on your schlong during anal intercourse.

"Dude, last night during sex bro, she schlookied on me. Shit looks green asf like green eggs and ham."
"Man, you could write a song about that, that sounds wild like the time when my grandma flew away while windsurfing!"

by sexy hexy II March 3, 2023

Schloopermowie

When you get an erection at the wrong time

Oh shit, I got a Schloopermowie

by mrdickfaceman June 8, 2023

Schloober

sticky bodily fluids on you.

Schloober is when you cover your mouth to sneeze and then see the snot on your sleeve & airborne sneezes

by biznitchforhire June 2, 2009