Schlumper

William

Hey Schlumper, how are you?

by Numbuget4life October 1, 2023

schapple

A slur against homosexuals who like apples

Person 1" I love apples"
Person 2"Bro your are such a *schapple* "

by Edw31rd February 15, 2024

Schlapped

Same as Chillywacked but with only men.

Slapped in the face by another man's dick.

His mouth made me hard and I Schlapped his face with my cock.

by Davros1717 February 26, 2024

Schlamp

A group of ungulate, or more specifically Suidae family members together.

Look Klecks! It’s a Schlamp of napping wild zoo Berta’s!

by CharlieRomeo March 29, 2024

Schlampooped

getting absolutely and utterly destroyed by someone or something, whether in a match or game; no chance of recovery

Yeah no dude I got absolutely schlampooped first round in

by uzi puzi September 20, 2024

schlemeleon

Concatenation of "Schlemiel" and "Chameleon"

An incompetent bungling loser who changes his superficial outward appearance to try to convince you that he's actually something of substance.

Once again, the "Democratic" sic Party tried to bamboozle a plurality of the voters with their schlemeleon strategy -- pretending their party of corporations & oligarchs is actually a party of the people -- and once again, they failed.

by Ed Cox February 9, 2025

Schlapped

When a man grabs another man's penis against his will.

"I'm at the club and some morherfucker I never seen come right up to the bar and schlapped me!"

by Super Johnson February 21, 2025