scheming on some strange

1. To unsuccessfully flirt with a woman.
2. To hit on some ladies, and fail.

Fifteen minutes after we got to the restaurant we noticed Steve was missing. Someone told us later that he noticed him scheming on some strange by the entrance.

by optimus2g January 4, 2013

Curt Schilling

Pitcher for the Red Sox. Beat the Yankees with one leg in the 2004 ALCS and lead the Red Sox to their first championship since 1918.

-Curt Schilling is super cool
-Not as cool as Lou Merloni

by JasonGiambi December 10, 2004

schelaxing

relaxing....only better

Off from work and schelaxing around the house.

by Kevin Spa May 7, 2007

Schlingmabob

Anime where you love yourself...
a.k.a. Selfcest

Haruhi x Haruhi=Schlingmabob

by NinjaSlop June 22, 2012

Schlumpin Schlinger

Act of cumming into a slingshot and then slinging it into a woman's face.

Last night my girlfriend was out of control so I had to give her the Schlumpin Schlinger

by Snipedog22 May 30, 2015

Curt Schilling

The best pitcher in the world who helped the Boston Red Sox win their first World Series in 86 years.

Despite having a bad ankle Curt Schilling helped the Red Sox make one of the best comebacks ever!

by Budd April 11, 2005

Schlinger

Having a penis while being a Ginger. Also can be reffered to as a "firecrotch" but this is more specifically the actual penis other than the "surrownding scenery" it's size can range from very small to a bit above average.

AJ(Ginger): Hey ladies...would you like to see my schlong?

Lady: *laughs* A Schlong? *laughs more* you only have a schlinger

by Krizzle32 August 17, 2010