screech my weasel

To take a exquisitely satisfying piss.

I got up after sleeping for 14 hours and immediately schreeched my weasel.

by fett alf June 15, 2004

Screech the Weasel

1) v. to masturbate, particularly used when referring to male masturbation.

2) v. to stimulate another's penis manually.

1) Did John come to school today?
-Nope, he decided to stay home
and screech the weasel to some
Czech transsexual porn.

2) She hit me in the face, so I
made her screech my weasel for
forgiveness.

Nota Bene : When used in the past tense, screech is not conjugated as "screeched," rather as "scroche," (pronounced "skROACH."
I heard Bob went over to Susan's.
Did they fool around?
-Nope, they just sat in separate
rooms all night and silently
scroche their respective weasels.
Ha, Bob gets no play.

by DasProfezzional May 4, 2005

Schechter

A tall guy that is funny, Gay, and has 3 penises. Also, it can mean when a girl has had sex with 3+ guys and no condom.

Me: Honey, do you want to have a schechter with me??

Her: Sure, honey!

by Andres112233 June 7, 2017

Screech

a singin style mostly used in black metal.
like growl in death metal butt in higher tone and screeching tecunique.

Mayhem early vocal was a bit like screeching and a bit like growl, Emperor vocal is pure fucking good screeching even so i'ts even higher then Dark funeral reguler screeching

by blackpoom September 2, 2006

whale screech

a raspberry between a girls breast, although not thought to be an actuall thing by majority of people, it is believed true by little boys, such as Dom M.

also known as a Whale Attack

"pffffft" that is the sound that a whale screech makes

by Escape! July 26, 2008

Screech

This is the name for a group of 3 or more basic girls.

You could hear the screech of basics 3 blocks away.

by cwilleysurban March 6, 2015

screechtard

(n) A person who frequently loses their temper for retarded reasons. An emotional terrorist.

Stop being such a screechtard! There's no reason for you to be upset.

by editorNaN June 25, 2016