Salty Salada

Updated Soggy Sao

A punishment the Jester had to eat the Salty Salada.

by SIRKOALA February 16, 2022

have a salad

(v) To calm or sober down. Used in context to deescalate a situation, to ease an upset person, or to get someone to shut up.

"No, no, no, man, it's alright. Take it easy, man, take it easy. Have a salad."

by Supastar October 8, 2005

The Dark Salad

The final stage of decomposition of a long forgotten turd in a seldom used bathroom.

Dude, what degenerate bastard left the dark salad in your downstairs toilet?

by eskimoprizefighter January 11, 2008

Alabama toe salad

Alabama toe salad is when you ejaculate in someone’s salad and then you mix it with their toes

Yo Tyrone im going to give your mom a Alabama toe salad

by Holy crusader January 3, 2021

Sadlarious

Finding something humourous within something that is inherently tragic, disturbing, and/or absurd.

This word came to be when a group of friends were hanging out at a bar and one of them mentioned that they'd recently read a statistic that reported how every time the Special Olympics are held, someone dies because they push themselves too hard. People immediately began to laugh at this but also questioned themselves for doing so because it's clearly a tragic thing. Yet it seemed funny somehow. Sadlarious.

by Maika January 18, 2008

Shooting Salad

The incoherent babble issuing forth from the mouth of an extremely intoxicated person. Most often experienced in the company of an ecstasy user who is ate up (coming down hard).

Derived from the popular Salad Shooter "As Seen On TV" product, which was remarkable for its ability to process any vegetable into a flying stream of salad toppings.

Man, that dude is shooting salad! He just told me, "Bunny loafer gizmo found leaf order instituted."

by kilsek January 6, 2005

Shit Salad

1. (Noun) A very sticky situation.
ex.

2. (Noun) The Act of shitting all over someone.

"This is a real shit salad you got here Ricky."

by rabertha March 4, 2009