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Shading the poo

The act of covering the the entire toilet seat with your ass when you take a dump, in order to minimise the spread of stink from your shit.
Lean back on the seat to plug up as much of the hole until you flush.

Note - May require a fat ass.
Guy wanting to take a shit: What are you doing in the bathroom?
Shitter: I'm giving birth to king kong's finger.
Guy wanting to take a shit: No way, I can't smell anything, you must be masturbating.
Shitter: Nah, I'm just shading the poo.
by poo shader October 24, 2010
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no more saying cuss words guys

it’s inappropriate and violent!
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if you say a cuss word then you will like...
going to jail🤔
by stopitt January 5, 2021
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redneck savings account

The intentional act of having too much income tax witheld from your pay, in order to get a big fat refund check at filing time.

Done by stupid people who don't realize they're giving the government an interest free loan all year.
Billy Bob: Got mah tax refund today - six hunnert some bucks!

Melissa: Ahhhh, you cashed in your redneck savings account.

Billy Bob: Huhhh?
by OldFart77 April 24, 2007
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Saying Whats up, to the Toilet

Vomiting, throwing up, spewing, to Hurl.
"Dude after those shots I had to say whats up to the toilet."
by LaRose July 9, 2005
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salding

it's like malding, when you're both sad and balding.
when my girlfriend broke up with me i was salding
my parents told me i was adopted and i started salding
by Lost Asian December 8, 2019
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The Shading Handjob Correlation

The Shading Handjob Correlation states that if one is good at shading with their graphite pencil, then they will give really pleasureable handjobs
rick: whoaaa that chick is good at shading
paul: that's not the only thing she's good at
rick: huh?
paul: the shading handjob correlation. ever heard of it?
by Thomas Roald February 22, 2009
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saing

A term that is short for the expression "know what I'm saying." Often used in Interrogatory or affirmative phrases.
Kevin: Yo you want to go piff saing?
Mike: saaaaaiiiinnnnngggg.
by Piffster June 17, 2008
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