K.S.Lut Bulimic CUNT

The Jezebel hussy harlot that will rip your fucking heart out , shit in it, run it over with a car, and then throw it back in your face.It plays you like a Nintendo game. It throws up in a toilet and blows anything with a penis. It hot but also fucking insane.

That K.S.Lut Bulimic CUNT ripped my heart out then kisssed me months after she shit in my chest and then said she didn't want to go out even though she had been blowing hella dudes.

K.S.Lut Bulimic CUNT by theeurbandictionary July 31, 2011

force one's lute 

verb
1. To annoy, irritate or mildly upset someone, sometimes unintentionally; grind one's gears, tick one off, get on one's nerves, rustle one's jimmies, overcook one's pasta.

Derived from a misinterpretation of a phrase from "An Experiment concerning the Spirit of Coals, a letter to Robert Boyle" by John Clayton.

2. (obsolete) To break a seal, and possibly, the object(s) it adheres to as a result. Usually in relation to chemistry equipment.

1. "It really forces my lute when fonts use the clearly inferior and much uglier double-story lowercase letter "A" (а) rather than the superior, easy-to-write, sleek and beautiful single-story lowercase "A" (ɑ). But what forces my lute even further is the fact that the eyesore of a symbol that is the double-story lowercase "A" has managed to slither its way into most modern typefaces, becoming the standard with, bafflingly, barely any public pushback. The first letter of our alphabet truly deserves better."

1. "I decided to take Gerald somewhere different for lunch. I think the buger-bungeps we were served were forcing his lute, and he was in a bad enough mood already."

1. "A light that bright and harsh could easily force one's lute as they're trying to sleep."

2. "...At first there came over only phlegm, afterward a black oil, and then likewise a spirit arose which I could noways condense; but it forced my lute, or broke my glasses."

force one's lute by SirDarwin March 30, 2024

Martin Luther's Eve 

The Sunday night before Martin Luther King day where many people celebrate this great man by getting drunk in his honor with no repercussions the next day

Kyle: hey garrett you gonna hit the beer bong tonight?!
Garrett: Why? its sunday night.
Kyle: Its Martin Luther's Eve! Feck it bro!

Martin Luther's Eve by Mikesauce23 January 17, 2011

Martin Luther's Septic Tank 

A legend told about the reformer Martin Luther and that he had a septic tank outside of the church he used to work at. When this sentence is used it means that someone's backyard or garden is filthy.

1. Bro this place looks like Martin Luther's Septic Tank
2. Indeed bruh my bad

1. I'm going to throw Martin Luther's Septic Tank at you

Martin Luther's Septic Tank by huskyspin April 4, 2025

Lex Luthor's monkey 

A terrible critic who does insults, glaze, and/or calls stuff "woke", often to promote a agenda or ideology, usually right-wing or conservative; a grifter.

The Lex Luthor's monkey The Critical Drinker labels Superman (2025) woke because he doesn't like it.

Lex Luthor's monkey by David X. Hatley October 5, 2025

SL,UT 

Abbreviation for Salt Lake City, Ut.

1: Yo man, There's nothing to do here in Heebs or in PC, where should we go?

2: Hey, let's hit up SL,UT. I heard there's a show there tonight.

SL,UT by Adventureboy23 April 8, 2011

slu-town 

area inhabited by a decent quantity of sluts; most likely found around or near a University of Colorado at Boulder sorority or dormitory

"how was that party up on the hill last night?"

"lame...a bunch of freshman and sorority sluts just ended up spending the whole night dancing to shitty electro music while sucking ugly ass frat boy's steroid shrunken cocks to get attention."

"sounds like slu-town USA"

"tell me bout it brothuh"

slu-town by professorchaos4 April 29, 2010