dry runs

to have diarrhea convulsions but nothing comes out

i went out for idian the other day and now i have the burning hot dry runs

by Dr PkSwift April 29, 2009

RuneScape Addict

A runescape addict is obsessed to runescape and will reject offers to play sports or go outside even to play with his/her dog. They are thinking about runescape all of the time and talk about nothing else. Also they can become prone to violence because they kill people everyday in runescape and think there is no difference between runescape and real life. They can even try to hack school or work computers because they are obsessed with runescape and cannot survive a week without it.

Joe is playing runescape.

Joe: *Grunt* Ooooooohhh I'm level 80!!
Harry: Joe, stop playing runescape, get a life, ask a girl out!
Joe: I have a girlfriend, she is level 76 *Grunt*
Harry: Stop playing runescape!!!
Joe: But I always feel like something is missing when I'm not playing runescape.

Joe's birthday.

Harry: Here's your present!
Joe: Is it a coupon for RS gold?!?!?!?
Harry: No, it's for rehab.
Joe: NOOOOOOOOO...
Harry: Your a runescape addict, admit it!

by Colin Werner January 6, 2008

Runescape

An MMORPG (Massively Multiplayer Online Roleplaying Game) created by Jagex Ltd, a game developing team who doesn't give a shit about their players, pursues their own greedy wants, and believes their players are all incapable of thinking. This game has become overrun by annoying brats and little kids. There are two versions: P2P (Pay to play) and F2P (Free to play). With P2P you get more of everything. This used to be a great game back before 2007, but since then it has gone downhill due to the ridiculous changes made by Mod MMG, the chief developer. I advise you to not play this game. You may get addicted, and in the end you'll find yourself hating Jagex and/or Runescape and being bored of the game because they changed or completely got rid of something you loved, and you'll have wasted all that time.

Older players:
Player 1: "Dude, Runescape sucks now."
Player 2: "I know, that's why I quit yesterday. I can't believe I wasted all that time on it though."

Younger kids, new players:
Child 1: "Oh coolz this game iz so fun!"
Child 2: "I know, let's ask our mommies to make us members!"

by wannabehacker November 1, 2010

Rufus Wainwright

A amazing singer with a fabulous voice. he's also a really awesome song writer. his best album is "Poses" followed closly by "Want I" a real cute guy with awesome sideburns but unfortunatly for me an all girls alike, he's very gay.

gosh i wish Rufus Wainwright wasn't so gay, then i'd do him while he sang "Instant pleasure" to me.

by Mandy December 31, 2004

RuneScript

RuneScript is an IRC stats bot that is owned by spling and run by a few others, such as Micksam7 and Cruiser. It's main aim is to lookup highscores for people who play Runescape

!stats zezima
-RuneScript- *** ZEZIMA : Overall 2,277 | Att 99 | Def 99 | Str 99 | HP 99 | Range 99 | Pray 99 | Magic 99 | Cooking 99 | Woodcut 99 | Fletch 99 | Fishing 99 | Firemaking 99 | Crafting 99 | Smithing 99 | Mining 99 | Herblore 99 | Agility 99 | Thieving 99 | Slayer 99 | Farming 99 | Runecraft 99
03:12:11 -RuneScript- *** ZEZIMA : Hunter 99 | Construction 99

by AlexBucket October 9, 2007

rukus

1. complete an dutter chaos.

2. excessive noise and/or violence.

3. an exclamation for drum and bass noise.

bring teh rukus!!!!

by tendo April 20, 2004

the runs

The trot to the pot during diarrhea.

Move! I have the runs!

by ProStaff January 27, 2005