Ronan

Ronan, Its hard to achieve such a status. Basically being a wing man, for your pals. No matter how ugly or fat the friend is. Call Ronan, he'll fuck anything.

Also known for his 'patter'. And a strange ability to work his magic on all most any creature.

Friend chatting up a hot girl, fat friend comes out of no where. ( friend thinks to himself) Fuck what do i do? All phone Ronan..

"hay man theres this girl ehh.. and her friend"
Ronan : " Dont worry am on her"

by An Actual Ronan January 15, 2011

Ronan

One who will spoil plots and endings of movies.

Mike: " He just told me what happens at the end of Harry Potter"

Mark: "Ah, so he pulled a Ronan"

by Blinky19_2004 August 5, 2011

Dirty Ronan

The act of receiving fellatio from a hungry Pug while wearing a ginger Afro and listening intently to the back catalogue of Gary Numan and The Tubeway Army.

The cunt was high as a kite, he was in full Dirty Ronan mode!

by @bubbleteeth June 13, 2019

Ronan L Kerr

This Ronan Guy Classic Lonan wow what an absolute nigger fam hes the scottish black man but hes white. West brom fan that love touching little kids and getting drunk

Wow whos that autistic drunk guy?
Probably Ronan L Kerr.

by neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel November 27, 2022

Curse of Ronan Tynan

The Curse of Ronan Tynan refers to the coincidence that the the New York Yankees have not won the World Series since they began regularly hiring Tynan to perform God Bless America after the terrorist attacks of 9/11. Legend has it that the Curse curses the team for bringing religion into baseball and exploiting the nation's tragedy to promote the baseball team. Apparently, the Yankees organization has been punished by supernatural forces that have prevented a World Series Championship to return to New York until the organization separates, again, religion from baseball, terrorist attacks from a sporting franchise. Since the Curse of the Bambino fell in 2004, this curse is the most widely accepted baseball curse outside the Curse of the Billy Goat which supposedly curses the Chicago Cubs.

a-rod sucks! he's only contributing to the Curse of Ronan Tynan.

by Viktor II October 24, 2007

Pull a Ronan

The act of befriending another man's girlfriend with the intent of stealing her away.

"He keeps texting her and getting onto her on facebook all the time. I think he's trying to pull a Ronan."

by Steve Gerard April 28, 2014

Ronan like

An adjective used to describe a short person with bad temper

“Damn Jarvis is rather ronan like not gonna lie

by Butt tickling bandit June 19, 2024