three ring shit-show

The potential for even the most seemingly benign, well-meaning activity, event or plan to become unrecognizably deranged due to the predictably spirit-crushing, self-serving, greedy or otherwise destructive effect of human influence.

So much for 'sunday school'...another priest got caught with his pants down and turned the whole thing into a three ring shit-show

by YAWA July 16, 2017

ringer

Any type of contestant in a game who is entered in order to cheat. For example, a professional bowler who plays in an amateur bowling match.

You lost because you were up against a ringer.

by sevenhn December 30, 2005

Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding

The sound of the fox.

Person 1: "Dude i heard something outside."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Listen."
"Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding"
Person 2: "Don't worry man, it's just a fox."

by Fox whisperer October 5, 2013

Ringfelt

a person who wears bright pulsating neon shirts. Has a "thing" for Shakespeare. Is infatuated with Billy Mays and Shamwow Vince. Likes to quote the office and say, "Good aftern- I mean, morning, party people!"

Kid #1: Hey, do we have a student teacher in English?
Kid #2: Yeah, man, he's awesome. A total Ringfelt.

by mercutio1111111 January 29, 2009

Riguido

A Riguido refers to an inbred Guido, and Italian man that is his own brother and uncle.

Guido looked at his family tree and discovered that he is actually Riguido.

by Jacques Asse April 7, 2009

Ring Bomber

A male that inserts his genitalia into the anus of another individual. Often used as a replacement for 'he's so gay.'

Isn't he coming?... He is such a Ring Bomber!

He is staying in tonight to catch up on his Ring Bombing.

by Jipee November 13, 2012

Ring Pop That Bitch

when you propose to a girl in a very informal, cheap way (as if with a ring pop)

Jack: wait are you guys getting married?

Mike: Yeah I'm gonna ring pop that bitch by proposing outside of a gas station and heading to the courthouse later today

by Connor16 September 28, 2021