To have an obsession and feel the need to comment over something (i.e Liverpool fc) This act is carried out usually to and gain more friends on Facebook.
by Mr zzz March 15, 2011
Get the Horse Rant mug.A tole-rant is a constructive rant. Rather than ranting about everything that is wrong in the world, tole-ranters speak from the heart about social problems and point to potential solutions.
by shutitoff September 14, 2010
Get the tole-rant mug.1. A rant you go on, mainly directed towards yourself, in the presence of others. Not expecting or desiring a reaction from said present company.
2. Ranting to yourself aloud, much like thinking aloud.
2. Ranting to yourself aloud, much like thinking aloud.
Person 1: You know, that commercial was so stupid.....
*****5 Min. later*****
.....It's fuckin ridiculous!
Person 2: Dude, there was no need of, or point to that.
Person 1: Fuck you, it was a Rhetorical Rant!
*****5 Min. later*****
.....It's fuckin ridiculous!
Person 2: Dude, there was no need of, or point to that.
Person 1: Fuck you, it was a Rhetorical Rant!
by JD-Lump May 26, 2010
Get the Rhetorical Rant mug.The act of expressing your innermost feelings at the most inappropriate of moments. Usually expressed at a time of drunken stupor. Sap-ranting embellishes camaraderie or love for a specific hoe.
Friend 1: "Dude, this is totally a sap-rant, but I love you more than an electric toothbrush up my ass."
Friend 2: "Bro, you're emotionally ravishing. I love Colgate. Lets go get Sushi."
Friend 2: "Bro, you're emotionally ravishing. I love Colgate. Lets go get Sushi."
by Blerk November 25, 2012
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by kikikanibal December 29, 2007
Get the mad rad rant mug.Person 1: Wow, she totally sounded like a molly rant!
Person 2: Yeah, she was all, "Zee DRMz! They are evil!"
Person 2: Yeah, she was all, "Zee DRMz! They are evil!"
by Exposay October 19, 2007
Get the molly rant mug.A long winded complaint about minor subjective imperfections in a product, a process, or a person without adequate understanding of the entirety of the subject and without any logic or basis in fact. It is preferably delivered via audio format in a high pitched fast-paced voice without interruption - not even to take a breath.
For numerous examples of Molly Rants please listen to co-host Molly Wood of the Buzz Out Loud Podcast at CNET.com.
by Peter Wan October 21, 2007
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