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The Randomness

1. The cause of the infinite number of posibilities and the infinite number of combinations between them in an infinite universe/infinite number of universes.Can be used as an answer to any question.
2.Used as "teh Randomness" in a sarcastic maner when something very unlikely happens.
1.Teacher:
Students,tell me why water consists of two atoms hydrogen and one oxigen?
Student: The Randomness?
2.Man, did you hear Heidy Clum got married to Seal?
No shit? Teh Randomness again!
by Bill_Taylor November 12, 2009
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randommer

Randomer is a word used in Northern Ireland and I've heard it for a long while now.. don't know if it's used anywhere else.

The word randommer is a noun, referring to a person there are a few different ways in which it is used

1) People you've never met before, you've just randomly found them.

2) Someone who comes out with random statements, acts strangely, obtruse.

3) Can almost be used like a member of the general population.
1) Last night, I hung about with a bunch of randommers. They were okay.

2) Conor is such a friggin randommer!

3) Go up and ask those randommers for a smoke.
by Conor May 17, 2004
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randome

for some reason stupid people decide to spell random with a 'e' thus making randome therefore proving that the person(s)are/is very stupid
Josh: lets make a group called 'RanDome Productions' RPD
Jeff: god damn your so stupid how the hell do you spell random wrong you dumbass
by BlackWater[FTW] November 4, 2007
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Epic Randomness

When you are just so awesomely random, that it becomes epic, it is also a nickname of this really cute and awesome girl named Victoria!
You are just full of Epic Randomness! :)
by I'm not short, i'm fun sized! September 5, 2012
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Randomness

A word which means random, but on a much bigger scale! I love this word, it's my word!
Wow! A bit of randomness going on there!
by shae kyewl July 23, 2006
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randalize

Any act of wanton damage caused by a man of authority by the name of randal.
Ally youve totally randalized the mini bus you complete tool.
by master bruce June 5, 2004
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Randomizer

(n.): The stereotypical white Anglo-Saxon Protestant (see WASP) who is chosen by the TSA/airport security to be thoroughly checked, just to try to eliminate the obvious racial profiling. Hence, the randomizer helps the security check system appear random instead of racist.
Wonderful timing, I am in a rush, about to push through security when they choose me to be the randomizer. Definitely missed that flight.
by Cryonaka November 27, 2011
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