Pitiot

An unapologetic, ignorant lover of the pitbull breed of dogs who ignores the statistical aggressiveness and lethal rap sheet of said breed. A "pitiot" will often respond to horrible tragedies from the jaws of pitbulls by posting a video of their own pitbull licking their face.

When a toddler gets their face chewed off by a pitbull, and someone instantly asks, "Well, what was the toddler doing?", is an absolute PITIOT.

by Robb Denney December 25, 2021

Love Potion

When you pour a bunch of random chemicals into a bathtub and fuck in it

grill: babe I'm tired

babe: cmon I already got the love potion ready

by naziparty March 7, 2019

chocolate putin

When you give someone else an enema using chocolate pudding.

When Lora was feeling down I gave her a good Chocolate Putin and tucked her in for the night.

by French fried peaches November 7, 2019

Patio Primate

The politically correct version of "porch monkey"

Joe: Hey look at that porch monkey!

Tom: Hey, hey, hey he's a patio primate!

by OriginalPatioPrimate October 5, 2009

Gladimir Putin

1. When Vladimir Putin smiles in a meme-worthy manner. (Name)

2. Feeling glad or smug. (Slang)

Antonym: Sadimir Putin

Gladimir Putin memes were all over my feed after the election.

When Dick found out his girlfriend wasn't pregnant, he was super Gladimir Putin.

by JHGC8 June 20, 2017

pupious

A wet spot, on a window (pronounced win-dAH) that a puppy leaves behind.

That smear there is some pupious that Max, our dog, left.

by A discombobulated man March 23, 2009

Putinphile

Noun. A person who admires Vladimir Putin, the president of Russia. Views usually include accusing Ukrainians and Americans of being evil homosexual Nazis who want to commit genocide against the pure, heterosexual Russian race, and saying that Crimea is a part of Russia.

"Did you hear Orville yesterday saying how evil Ukrainians are? He's such a Putinphile!"

by RoundenBrown October 10, 2015