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Purple Bunny

A girl that only goes for Gonzaga guys.
by Snowbunnie456 August 14, 2016
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purple monkey dishwasher

Despite claims this phrase originated on "The Simpsons", it actually existed long before it was used in the show. The phrase is intended to portray the distortion of facts when passed from person to person.

Its use in "The Simpsons" was accurate; Bart starts a rumour by whispering to one person who whispers it to another, etc. By the time the rumour reaches the front of the crowd, the phrase "Purple monkey dishwasher" has been added to the end due to people mishearing the original rumour as it passed from person to person.

Due to the popularity of "The Simpsons", the phrase has since become a commonly used response to opinions stated based on hearsay and unconfirmed rumours.
Person A - "I heard from a friend of a friend that John cheated on Linda with Karen!"

Person B - "Purple monkey dishwasher."
by godofodd September 14, 2005
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Purple Peach

A swollen labial/vaginal area that that has the appearance of a small Purple Peach. This condition is usually caused by vaginal stimulation such as heavy rubbing, sucking or pumping. The outer labial folds can be increased in size by as much as 2 to 3 times the normal condition with the use of a vaginal/labial pump. The pumped labia will be hyper-sensitive and will come to resemble a swollen bubble known as a Purple Peach. - See also: Cunt Bubble; and, Bubble Cunt.
The pussy pump inflated Jessica's vulva until it was a swollen Purple Peach.
by Wm M. May 21, 2008
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Purple Christmas

A spliff made with a clove cigarette--the tobacco is removed, mixed with marijuana shake, and repacked into the cigarette. Typically, the filter is also trimmed to about half-length.
"Yo, wanna celebrate Purple Christmas tonight?"
by sirsmokesalot115 January 18, 2009
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Purple guy

It's been so long
Since I last have seen my son lost to this monster
To the man behind the slaughter
Since you've been gone
I've been singing this stupid song so I could ponder
The sanity of your mother
purple guy is the guy who murdered 5 children for no reason
by purple guy/william asfton January 24, 2022
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Purple Grasshopper

A sexual position recognized as when the partner is painted a violet or purple hue whilst in the supine position. The partner then proceeds to bend their legs, as the grasshopper do. The penetrating partner then places a kazoo in their oral cavity and proceeds to play exactly 8 and 3/4 measures of Flight of the Bumblebee during the act of coitus.
After the Tchaikovsky concerto, Marqueese Purple Grasshoppered the SHIT out of me. *Chirp, Chirp*
by thefalconose December 27, 2016
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mr. pink and purple

a penis. usually a cold, underwater penis.
Danny went swimming and the water was so cold mr. pink and purple was microscopic!
by da trick biatch May 9, 2006
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