Ursie: I consumed five rather three chocochip cookies every night of the shut-in rather than my usual two — and that was after dessert. But c’est le pudge pandemique! C’est la vie!
Brittini: I grok it totally. I had to move to a 2x at Savage x Fenty—luckily Rocco doesn’t mind a bigger me as long as there’s black lace involved. He says he prefers le pudge pandemique.
“It was just mama and me every night for dinner,” says Panda. “Le pudge pandemique! Crested at 240 pounds.”
Jacko said, “I know, Good One, you’ve raved about her butter chicken, not to mention the naan! I envy your fat rolls. Evelynne and I were scared to step foot in Foodtown, so we ate grape nuts most nights. We’re skeletons.”
Brittini: I grok it totally. I had to move to a 2x at Savage x Fenty—luckily Rocco doesn’t mind a bigger me as long as there’s black lace involved. He says he prefers le pudge pandemique.
“It was just mama and me every night for dinner,” says Panda. “Le pudge pandemique! Crested at 240 pounds.”
Jacko said, “I know, Good One, you’ve raved about her butter chicken, not to mention the naan! I envy your fat rolls. Evelynne and I were scared to step foot in Foodtown, so we ate grape nuts most nights. We’re skeletons.”
by Hifalutin! February 13, 2022
Get the le pudge pandemiquemug. by Jac0bL January 11, 2024
Get the curry pudgemug. someone who prefers sleeping with bigger people. this can be used as an insult however many pudge penetrators are proud of their preferences
Kimmy: did you hear Susie fucked Dave
Jane: yeah she only sleeps with chubby guys! what a pudge penetrator
Jane: yeah she only sleeps with chubby guys! what a pudge penetrator
by tiplicker May 10, 2023
Get the pudge penetratormug. verb.
1. the best boyfriend a girl could ever have.
2. cute'z boot'z.
3. caring, loving, understanding, honest, funny, smart, open.
4. also my best friend.
5. an amazing kisser.
6. best warmest hugger.
7. cooky like me
8. great dirty mind. =
9. likes to play with my tongue ring.
10. owner of my heart.
11. doesn't smell like dead cats.
12. make's me smile when no else can.
13. like's animal skinned sports bra's, jean mini skirts, and, cherry red stiletto's.
14. would do anything to make me happy.
1. the best boyfriend a girl could ever have.
2. cute'z boot'z.
3. caring, loving, understanding, honest, funny, smart, open.
4. also my best friend.
5. an amazing kisser.
6. best warmest hugger.
7. cooky like me
8. great dirty mind. =
9. likes to play with my tongue ring.
10. owner of my heart.
11. doesn't smell like dead cats.
12. make's me smile when no else can.
13. like's animal skinned sports bra's, jean mini skirts, and, cherry red stiletto's.
14. would do anything to make me happy.
My pudge is better then yours.
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by birdie maiy March 22, 2009
Get the my pudgemug. His penis looked so small next to his 10 pound Pudge!!!
Ew I can see her Pudge through her yoga pants!
Ew I can see her Pudge through her yoga pants!
by CheesePeep July 26, 2017
Get the Pudgemug. 
a staple of southern cuisine. pudge-glum is a treat wherein you hold a mouthful of sprite, then stir in as many spoonfuls of flour as you can fit. raw flour is ideal, but unfortunately the leftist CDC wants to take away our raw pudge-glum on the basis of "e coli" and "salmanella"
it wouldn't be an Arkansas Thanksgiving Gathering without your grandma's fresh pineapple ham, and the pudge-glum station in the corner.
by rejapilcrow February 2, 2024
Get the pudge-glummug.