Pseuddhist

Someone who claims to principle their life on Buddhist teachings but is apathetic about practicing them.

Pseuddhist: Buddhism has had a huge impact on my life.
Man: Do you meditate often?
Pseuddhist: What?

by Rofl Waffle May 14, 2008

pseudo-ephedrine

Ingredient in Speed/Ice.
Used to be in Vick's Inhaler's, can now be obtained pure to make homemade shit.

"Ever wonder why someone would need to buy 24 Vick's Inhaler's at 4:00am. I tell you, they don't have a cold."

by Diego August 18, 2003

pseudo-grunge

Adj. A popular clothing style which was the bastard child of late-90's street fashion and the 80's aesthetic, pigeonholed as "preppy", because of it's organic and pale colors.The fashion end of it's design can be developed to such a degree that it could be claimed as foofy.watch any group of young people at a mall, wal-mart, et-cetera.

kid 1 :"Super Mario Brothers rocks. I love the 80's."
kid 2 :"Dude, you weren't even alive in the 80's".
kid 3 :"Pseudo-grunge poser!"

by DJ Dogman April 20, 2006

pseudo goth

Anyone who tries to act "gothic," but isn't really gothic in nature.
Includes people who try to wear "gothic" clothing, get numerous piercings, or talk obsessively about darkness, death, and destruction, in order to either be cool, get attention, or be seen as dark and mysterious.
This does not apply to people who wear "gothic" clothing just because they like it, or people who really are goths. Psuedo goths are merely people who are posing as something they aren't.

The phrase also could be extended to those elements of popular culture that emulate the "goth" style or theme but are nonetheless mainstream in their making.

This could furthermore be extended to apply to some bands, but not nessecarily the ones listed in previous entries for this word.

1) Some pseudo goths were seen hanging around at the mall and terrorizing three-year-olds.
2)That shirt's pretty cool. The style's sorta pseudo goth, miked with raver.
3)That band is sorta pseudo goth.

by andriod5 December 27, 2005

Pseudo Jerkin It

Another name for the air jerk, or simulating masturbation while fully clothed to annoy others or let them know you don’t care.

Man 1: My daughter is going to be the lead in the elementary school production of cats.

Man 2: (begins pseudo jerkin it)

Man 1: That's how I feel about it too.

by I got you back July 12, 2009

pseudo-intellectual

Pseudo-intellectuals tend to own themselves using the word, "pseudo-intellectual".

"You should stop trying to be pseudo-intellectual and just accept that you're an idiot," the internet elitist said proudly, his puny bear chest puffing at the cleverness of his retort.

by GoogleItNukka August 29, 2010

pseudo-punk

1. The lifestyle which suddenly appears once one has lived a life of pop music and MTV, yet suddenly decides that they want to be "punk," as it is the popular thing to do.

2. One who partakes in a pseudo-punk lifestyle.

1. "She's turned to pseudo-punk, Michelle," the girl whispered. "It was just before the summer that she was wearing preppy clothing."

2. He, among others, considers Avril Lavigne to be a pseudo-punk.

by Strokes fan February 1, 2004